Loft talk Pt. There's only one bed š¦āā¬šØ
Sylus, in Rafayelās bed: Morning⦠howād ya sleep last night?
Rafayel, knocking Sylus off: WHAT THE HELL?!
Sylus: Owā
Rafayel: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor!
Sylus: I had a nightmare.
Rafayel: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?
Sylus: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-
Rafayel, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL!
Sylus: That is not what I meantā
Rafayel: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground!
Sylus: Listen, Iām not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and Iām sure you did too.
Rafayel: Yeah, okay-
Sylus: You know what? I wanna know. Howād you sleep last night?
Rafayel: ā¦That was the best Iāve slept in a while.
Sylus, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed!
Rafayel: I did not consent to this-
Sylus, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden!
Rafayel, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, thereās a bed bug in my room and heās six-foot-two, heās got white hair.
On its own
Cousin 'This time Two years ago 2019'
Cousin 'This time this year 2021'
Him he doesn't know yet