This Is Just My Unprofessional Opinion But Fuck All That Shit

I propose that the tumblr girlies (gender neutral) get together and crowdfund to buy our own Formula 1 team, and then make every single decision through voting on polls.

we are so fucked.

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

"You're being a superstar and all I've got are victim cards" "But baby, when you touch her, I bet she doesn't flinch" "If we're livin' the dream, I hope we never wake up" "Gave a two-word response, and I was havin' a breakdown" "We could live off of magic and maybes" "Love's a verb and not a bandage" "I'm doing better, I made it to September I can finally breathe" "So Samson blamed Delilah But given half the chance I, I would have made him weaker too"

”baby i'm the illiad of course you couldn't read me” “and what was cheap to you was all i had” “oh mr bruce wayne where's that cape now?” ”nobody actually happy and healthy has ever felt so desperate to prove it” “i'm on a one way to trip to take over the world you could have come, babe i held out my hand” “well fucking sue me because at least then we could talk about it” “it was shining lights it was rock n roll”

*spontaneously combusts*

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PAWS!

Double tap to high five the beans

Since today is the last day of the Eras Tour, and I probably won't be awake when the tour officially ends...

A salve of applause for Taylor Swift, Max Bernstein, Matt Billingslea, Karina DePiano, Amos Heller, Mike Meadows, Paul Sidot, Jeslyn Gorman, Kamilah Marshall, Melanie Nyeman, Elliotte Woodford, Amanda Balen, Taylor Banks, Karen Chuang, Audrey Douglass, Tori Evans, Natalie Lecznar, Tamiya Lewis, Sam McWilliams, Sydney Moss, Natalie Peterson, Jan Ravnik, Kameron Sauders, Kevin Scheitzbach, Raphael Thomas, Whyley Yoshimaura for performing every night on the Eras Tour over the 21 months.

Another salve of applause for Taylor Swift for writing these songs and coming up with the Eras Tour. And another one for Jack Antonoff, Aaron Dessner, Liz Rose, Nathan Chapman, Christopher Rowe, Max Martin, and Shellback for co-writing and/or co-producing these songs.

We had the time of our lives with you 🫶

this is for an argument w my friend

okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

sebastian : i have something to tell you.

kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.

sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!

kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.