Me With Bel Air

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Part 2

sebastian : i have something to tell you.

kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.

sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!

kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.

I was thinking about this exact same thing earlier today.

“I just want someone to be truly happy because of me. Someone who is happy to see me, happy to hear me, happy to know me.”

— Unknown

Cardan Greenbriar for y'all

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

A word I needed

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

There's this café/bakery where I live and I always order a sweet french toast for breakfast and the waitress doesn't even need to ask me what I want anymore. She also keeps an eye out for me and notices when I haven't been there in a while. It feels nice to know that the staff look forward to seeing me and that they know I'm not going to cause a scene or anything, they also know that I tip well :) Idk, I like being a regular.

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

im such a carolina whore