It May Not Be Happening To You Yet.

And remember kids,

If you think lgbtqia+ people shouldn't have basic human rights, LUFFY WOULD HATE YOU

If you think women are lesser than men simply for being women, ZORO WOULD HATE YOU

If you think billionaires deserve all the money they made off the backs of working class people, NAMI WOULD HATE YOU

If you think compassion and basic human emotion makes someone worthy of ridicule, USOPP WOULD HATE YOU

If you think women exist to serve men and shouldn't make decisions about their own bodies, SANJI WOULD HATE YOU

If you think it's okay for healthcare to be denied to someone for any reason, CHOPPER WOULD HATE YOU

If you think it's okay to censor research, education, and communication, ROBIN WOULD HATE YOU

alcoholic besties <3 courtesy of random shitpost pose references on pinterest

(please be niceys to me w spoilers i am only in marineford 🥺)

I think we should steal Zoro from the dudebros indefinitely

zoro doesn't like to bathe because he is a CAT

I SWEAR I JUST HEARD THE WILHEIM SCREAM IN THE ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION AT LIKE 15 MINUTES INTO THE BARATIE EPISODE SOMEONE TELL ME I'M LYING

i like in the earlier episodes (specifically on syrup island) when zoro has his bandana on and he just

I usually fucking loathe anyone who references 1984 on social media but I do feel like actually Microsoft deciding to underline every use of an intensifier as an error is some Newspeak bullshit. no you can't replace "very nervous" with "nervous" to make a sentence "more concise" actually, because the word "very" has an actual fuckdamn meaning that I am deliberately conveying, you soulless corporate horseshit shovelling cartoon paperclip ass motherfucker

Kuina: Zoro, your so lucky to have been born a boy… My chest has started to develop… Soon I won’t be able to be a great swordsman…

20 year old Zoro with an H cup: rip

LOOK AT THIS

SOMEONE WROTE A ZOYORI FIC INSPIRED BY ME AND I'VE NEVER FELT SO PROUD OF MY WORKS BEFORE

There are now a solid 82 fics in the Zoro/Hiyori tag on ao3 :)