Making Simon Hawaiian Bc I Can. He’s Like My One Nephew That Bites Me

yeah what if I

What if I did parallel u so hard all your other love interests get compared to me off jump- no canon statement needed? What if I was so ever haunting to ur character fans hopped skipped and leaped in attempts to justify shipping you with another ??? What if I had penis and u had penis

And No One Knew How To Separate Us?

Story where everyone is gay and also a kinda shitty person

more fucked up island boys for your liking

also i think people forget that light’s personsona isn’t some snobbish elitist. people see him as just an extra smart guy. he’s a genius and he’s good at tennis but it’s in an endearing way. he’s the guy who you’d ask to help with your homework and he’d smile and say ‘sure!’ and he has a lot of friends even if nobody actually knows him deep down. he wouldn’t get caught as kira because he’d have a meltdown over trans people’s deadnames or whatever he’s good at reacting to new situations. he’s humble and people like him for a reason. he’s uncontroversial and easygoing. he respects authority but is down to earth enough to make jokes. that’s how he survived as kira. his camouflage was actually good. even before kira. you wouldn’t be “put off by his repulsive vibes.”

let’s put it this way. if light had a social media platform he wouldn’t be posting unhinged political takes, no matter his actual politics. he probably wouldn’t be posting about politics at all. he’d probably be posting about organizing or studying or something. hell, maybe he’d be an online tutor that people would love. point is, you think he’s unhinged because you see his inner thoughts. other people don’t.

These guys...

Bonus:

kenma and I have a special bond derived from

Spend The Night With Kenma ASMR from YUZUYA and its everlasting im afraid

your job is not more important than media from 2005. never forget this.

yrui like this ? agree? us? yes we yuri? same page? good

2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.

Kuroko Headcanons

• He leaves u for a man