Role Reversal Au Where Everything Is The Same Except Ralph Was Head Of The Choir N Jack Was Just That

most crack universe is having that parachute guy ac live after landing and like. Hardcore judge these 7th graders

“Is that- boar blood? Uh- no no like it looks fine ig- it’s just. A little over dramatic ngl.”

LMFAO

also Jack trying n failing to assert authority over this dude

“Well I’m chief!! And you listen to me.”

“… No thank you.”

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

I’m losing my mind

con: im the biggest sweat over my interests you’ve ever seen and I have not loved something casually since my mild appreciation for orange juice was discovered as a compromise for apple juice not being on the menu at my local Ruby Tuesdays when i was in 4th grd

pro: the sweat smells of sweet vanilla and pink peony petals and I’ll never let a single stone of that media lay unturned.

con: im insufferable and never satisfied. I can always say more

pro: PLS INVADE MY INBOX WITH HEADCANONS PLS PLS PLS PL

i havent talked about it on this blog but i will now because halo hates me . and she hates me and she wants me to die

but theres an alternate selfship universe where L and i meet at wammys house and hes a few years older than me and i basically get intellectually ratioed and because im a prideful and scorned bastard i let him drag me around because of how #phOWNED i got as a kid. and because we're similar and hes a 'better' version of me i like him. love that guy. hes just a yandere asshat but its like super hot idk

The winner takes it all

The loser's standing small

murasakibara and midorima ,,,

Nothing I really have to say abt the matter but it’s a matter and I want to hard launch that into the sphere

Yall im going to expose myself

Idk who anyone other than my favs r im so sorry. Sorry Maurice. Sorry- other kids. I don’t even know their names dawgs. Wdym they were there the whole time.

All I got is Peter, Ralph, Jack, Simon, and SamnEric

And that one boy that died in the fire with the scar- I thought it was super weird no one in the book like thought about him just disappearing

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