Incredibly Essential To Understanding Me As A Person

i know what it means, how it feels to be atypical

hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?

bagginshield fic recs!!

Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo

what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order

I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit

thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done

A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk

apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo

What To Expect by alkjira

they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster

It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari

wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized

The REAL White Council by orphan_account

azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying

Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard

bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor

When Silver Fails by amethystviolist

they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written

A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee

balin wtf i mean it worked but

The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk

thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done

between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies

thorin is a better actor than he seems

Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel

so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned

The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896

hobbits are really frickin weird ok

Siege of Erebor by airebellah

a great battle for the ages

Clothing Wars by JaceDexter

i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so

Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling

dwarves

Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account

gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot

A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor

Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)

hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too

a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons

thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops

I don’t post abt Simon enough but I rlly don’t have much to say abt this guy

I’m very fond of him

But like. That’s it. I can’t write stupid headcanons abt him bc I don’t want to slander him and I don’t write anything grounded bc there’s rlly nothing I can say that hasn’t been interpreted alr

But I feel he’s been neglected despite being so high in my favs list so. Simon Appreciation Post

resident evil 7 u make me sob every time

I always forget how bad I love the intimacy of it all until I watch Ethan shiver in the corner and cuss like a teacher finally cutting themselves some slack and allowing a notable shit to cut into the noise of a misbehaving fourth grade classroom, and fucking Leon Kennedy backflip over chainsaws and sit on a thrown for shiggles as he saves the presidents daughter back to back

resident evil 7 was a stroke of old fashioned emotional horror in a series of action kickass plots and im so insanely like crazy abt it

it gives me the same feeling of a warm mug heating up my hands on an early morning as I watch a bird prance along a tree branch and for some reason im hit with an overwhelming appreciation for life yk

I love u Ethan Winters, u mean multiple worlds to me. Atleast half a dozen

I’m losing my mind

returning back to sasunaru is like dipping my entire naked body into a cool spring pond circled by a ring of blooming floral

sigh yeah inhale im home

get thee to the winery

She has new sensual adjectives to discover

tsukishima and i would be such toxic yaoi

flick a cigarette from between ur fingers and snub it out while looking at me evilly but also intelligently, like you’re making a reference in snobbish and high class literature class, and turn on ur gorgeously heeled foot and strut away smirking as u doom me forever