Scrapping The Bottom Of The Barrel And Sitting At The End Of My Spatula Is Just Light Yagami In Semi

B-but I'm n-not g-gay...

we’ve lost the plot of fandom fun im afraid

So im here to relight that flame

Make that corny shonen jump protag fic that’s disproportionately angsty in comparison to canon

You make that tropish ship fic- maybe a little nightmare on a mission or truth serum in a potion

valentines day love chocolates gone wrong or a random transformation into a cat for a week- Yes. It. -it is all sasunaru yes but that’s besides the point

Look deep inside yourself and pull out 2016 kicking and screaming from the cavity of your chest, I promise it’s worth the long and dark passage down memory hell, and you’ll find the closet thing to Heaven earth can provide at the end of your journey

power bottom light this, power bottom light that, I don’t buy it. That man is just a full bottom. He might say and even believe otherwise but I see him for what he is

hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall

bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.

but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.

And then im just

masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.

FUCK

I’m losing my mind

hey can I just-

blends into the surrounding foliage and haunts your troubled camping trip onward

thanks!!!!

The inherent eroticism of being stalked by a predator that disguises itself as fellow prey animal.

The inherent eroticism of that same predator wanting to both eat you and have you metamorphosize into a predator yourself.

I FUCKING HATE HANAMIYA

Nagito Komaeda x Light Yagami

…. hello inverted L !!!!

This is so curious who comes up with ts (me)

UR NOT 7 FT TALL

hiel buddy quiz. are u my buddy