Steven's Mum Is A Huge Bitch

Epic, reblogging to remind me to read this later

i thought too much about ichimatsu and nyaa's 6 second movie interaction and wrote 3k words about ichimatsu making normal friends. thanks

This happened in canon I know it.

Hank is such a g being there to support his bestie through his breakup with his toxic metal bending boyfriend

We don't talk enough about my poor man Hank. Imagine having you best friend/kind of mentor all day drinking and talking and crying about the man who paralyzed him and is now in prison for killing the president.

Charles: *really drunk* Hank? Did I tell you about what great of a kisser Erik is?

Hank: Yes. Yes, you did.

Charles: I miss him. He was always so nice to me.

Hank: He paralyzed you and he took Raven with him. Also he blocked you out of his head, with the helmet of the man he killed, which you felt, while saying you should be proud of your mutation.

Charles: *totally not listening* He's so cute. Did you ever notice how he looked, when he was thinking about something? So cute.

Hank: He killed JFK. He's locked up in the fucking Pentagon.

Charles: *suddenly very teary* It was totally my fault, wasn't it? Oh my god, I'm such a horrible person. Erik was right to leave me.

Hank: *trying to calm him down and preparing for Charles having a breakdown* Charles, listen to me. Everything you-

Charles: And we had so good sex! Oh my god... The things he can do with his tounge!

Hank: Well, nevermind...

Zeus 🤢🤢

Magical girl Osomatsu x Villain Totoko

Watch the speedpaint of this pic here: https://youtu.be/eSYWXeD6JqI?si=aiXM_WxXJhYkK5vO

In this osomatsu san mobile game there's a game mechanic were you pat the sextuplets on the head like the little fuckin Muppet creatures they are.

Y'all should play this game if you wanna view these tiny men displayed in cutesy rooms like critters in a terrarium

*trips and these fall out of my mouth*

Mr mimir, the Mimi.

What the fuckin hell

Make more of this sorta thing please 🙏🏻

I dislike it heavily

jackass fr

How Karamatsu Celebrated His Birthday This 2024!

May 24, 2024

⏰ 12:00pm

おーい、ブラザー！今日はオレの誕生日だ！！盛大にお祝いしてくれッ……え、、？ああそうか、おまえたちもだったか！ おーい、ブラザー！！同じ誕生日に生まれた奇跡の6つ子たちよ！！ともに誕生日をお祝いしようじゃないか！！ 今日はカラ松ボーイズ＆ガールズのために、新曲「俺たちの誕生日」を披露しようと思うのだが、まだ曲が出来上がっていないんだ！みんなと一緒に作り上げたい・・そう思うから、みんなの歌詞のアイディアを教えてくれ！（カラ松）

Oi~ burazzas! Today is my birthday!! So throw a big celebration and--...eh-? Oh, right, it's your guys' birthday too!

Oi~ burazzas!! We're the miraculous sextuplets born on the same birthday!! Why don't we celebrate our birthday together!!

Today, for the Karamatsu Boys & Girls I was thinking of performing a new song called "Our Birthday", but the song isn't finished yet! Then I thought how I wanted to create it together with everyone, so go and share your lyric ideas with me! (-Karamatsu)

⏰ 6:00pm

みんな！ありがとう！！おかげで最高の新曲ができたぜ！！ お、一松！ちょうどいいところに！ それでは、聴いてください。新曲「俺たちの誕生日　feat.カラ松ボーイズ＆ガールズ」 （ポロン♪）…うォ！？なッ！？？ちょッッ一松！！俺のギターを窓から捨てないでくれェ～！（カラ松）

Everyone! Thank you!! Thanks to you guys, the perfect new song was created!!

Oh, Ichimatsu! Just in time!

Now then, please listen. This new song is called "Our Birthday (feat. Karamatsu Boys & Girls)"

(Strum♪)...Whoa!? Wha-!?? Wait---, Ichimatsu!! Don't throw my guitar out the windowww! (-Karamatsu)

⏰ 10:03pm

ブラザーたちはもう寝るみたいだな。みんなに新曲を披露してあげたかったけど、一松にギターを隠されてしまったから、、申し訳ない！！！ 来年こそは、絶対に新曲を届けるからな！今日はサンキュー！みんな、グッナイ⭐︎（カラ松）

It seems like my burazzas are going to bed now. I wanted to sing my new song to everyone, but Ichimatsu hid my guitar, and so, I'm really sorry!!!

Next year, I'll definitely perform a new song! Thank you for today-! Everyone, Goodnight⭐︎ (-Karamatsu)

All: Ichimatsu Karamatsu Jyushimatsu Todomatsu Osomatsu Choromatsu

So cute!!! I love little pixel todomatsu's hair! I draw him with wavy hair to (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

pixelmatsus :3

Tiny naked dekapan in a fish bowl. I want it I hate it.

I want to see him eat fish pellets.