Happy Hozier Day!!! To Celebrate Being Irish I Got A Tattoo!

My babygirl ✨🐾

Sometimes I forget that most of the manhattan island is man made ;-;

“I just want to be in love with a boy the way boys like boys and in love with a girl the way girls like girls but instead I’m here. Bitchless.”

Chat, is it wrong to send my therapist a TikTok? At 11:15pm?

“It was wet inside, and it only gave me three quarters!”

The AM radio propaganda I am hearing right now is actually terrifying. We are not being “ripped off by the entire world” sir. That would be the attempt for the party to make you feel nationalism a very dangerous mindset that costs millions of lives for someone’s ego and fanaticism.

Dude why do I gotta be educated… like bro how did I fuck around and end up taking a thesis. Fuck me bro.

Guys it’s finally February

How the fuck do morning people stay awake the whole day???? It’s been 4 hours and I need a nap

This is how MHA got me. Like come on man I’ve never been cool but now I have zero hope. And when I open the mystery character packs it’s like fucking cocaine if I get something good. Pupils dilated, heart rate elevates, I’m literally high out of my fucking mind on serotonin. It’s a $5 plastic toy that looks cheap as hell. To be it’s free drugs.

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever