You Know How Everything Is Like A Hundred Times Funnier When You're Not Allowed To Laugh??

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

I love all the new designs

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A lil bit of fanart for a fic I read recently-

Gave me a pretty good laugh sooo (also sorry for the lack of color, I was lazy)

“Kill the child” by Speedwagons_Glorious_Mane

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30632411/chapters/75572813

im late but happy vday everybody

multiclass bard and rogue masquerading as a cleric..... brennan lee mulligan the man that you are

siblings

Embroidered snowy steps>

Every conversation I’ve ever had with my friends

bonding with friends over your favourite fictional little guys

Actually this has to be its own post, I hate how people treat the moral of the ugly duckling tale like it’s “don’t worry you’ll grow up to be beautiful”

no!!! It was never an ugly duckling because it was never a duck!!! It was a baby swan!!! A cygnet!!! It was never ugly to begin with!!! People only thought it was ugly because they were judging it by their own standards!!!! The moral is that you aren’t ugly, people just don’t see you as you are!!!!

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