Riverdale Feels Like Some Crack Fanfiction. Nothing Someone Says About This Show Is A Spoiler, Because,

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this is surprisingly accurate

started watching star trek with the bf

these types of posts always stress me out ahhhhhhhhh

the animal jam soundtrack is amazing

it is always somewhere in the back of my mind

I believe I have been called out

Pictured: Data calling in sick to work and obsessively reading WebMD running diagnostics because he lost one (1) video game.

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

A real masterpiece here. How does it not have more hearts??

Man, I love Animal Jam.

ooooooh this is a fun idea.

the real question is who would be their go-to characters?

imo, i think that it’d be:

sulu: colonel mustard

chekov: mr. green

kirk: mrs. peacock

spock: professor plum

Sulu, Chekov, and Kirk would all play Clue and force Spock to play with them.

sometimes i tell myself that i’ll actually sleep at a normal time to get enough sleep.

but then i accidentally stay up until 1:00 am looking at the spirk tag before remembering i had things to do.

but then forget to sleep.

thank goodness for daydreaming because the fact that this DOES NOT exist is a crime.

I really wish that instead of rehashing the same characters AGAIN that Paramount would give us a TOS-verse spin-off sequel Star Trek: Nepotism where the New Triumvirate(tm) are Spirk's adopted daughter Captain Saavik & First Officer Joanna McCoy (they have a painfully homoerotic tension at all times) feat. CMO David Marcus (reconned back to life).

Demora Sulu is helmswoman and her father is very proud. Pavel's son, Anton Chekov the career politician, who gets like one (1) canon mention, is a recurring character who keeps on getting stuck on the boat during the shenanigans for ever more contrived reasons.

Uhura's protégé is on comms & he fills McCoy's former roll as The Voice of Reason and Distress. He can always be seen shaking his head in the background of every shot on the bridge desperately muttering "Inshallah we will survive this."

The chief engineer is a flaming Irish redhead, Siobhan, who is of no relation to Scotty despite their identical auras and is the only non-nepobaby among the ranking officers but everyone thinks she's his niece no matter how many times she insists she has no idea who tf they're talking about and that Ireland and Scotland are two different places.

The boat isn't even the flagship, it's like the USS Cerritos doing minor missions at best that they still manage to nearly botch 50% of the time. The Original Cast are phoned in for air support on occasion for nostalgia bait like:

Saavik, clearly distressed over something stupid: such challenges we face in the darkness...what would my fathers say? Anton, the reasonable one: Dude just call them, I saw them in San Fran like. Last week. They're probably doing luxury gay space pilates right now. Saavik, solemnly: ...sometimes I can still hear their voices....