Ahhh My Brain Decided On The Stupidest Thing Last Night. I Was Trying To Get Motivated To Touch Literally

Well evidently my brain wanted a break from drawing Fontaine sibling stuff (I swear to God if I don't finish that wip I'll simply cease to exist) so I went to play around with anatomy and perspective sketches (I am not good with either I'm a beginner artist dude) and one of my oc's came to mind and next thing I know I had a full sketch so please enjoy my boy Matt (I know it's very rough I'm not used to drawing like this but recently my brain likes it so I'm trying to get better, also no one bring up my percentage I know it's low 😭)

He doesn't normally wear glasses but I did sketch him with his glasses too big ol' square boys (he wears them when it's late after washing up because he took out his contacts to shower)

I might sketch his bf later if I'm still in a low art mood just to keep up steam (I'm lagging on the Fontaine siblings wip because I'm on clothes and it's the absolute bane of my existence but I really don't want to abandon it 😭)

If anyone wants to ask questions about him feel free 💙💙💙

I feel this way to much

i stole this from twitter

I think its the fact that so much weird shit happens in Ace Attorney cannon that its not even weird to fuck around and move things slightly to the left, shove some stuff to the right and, oh look, its suddenly Murder On The Orient Express au. Like so much happens in this game I made a ParaNorman au work! I don't give a fuck if its all sounds like crack fics, the whole game feels like an acid trip sometimes and I honestly wouldn't trade it for the world

(Btw I used these stories as examples because I have personally fever dreamed both and they work even after rewriting events and motives for most of the cast from either piece of media. The ParaNorman one is actually really cute and sad I love it a lot. Gotta love that 3am shower thoughts AUs the brain just pumps out randomly, I was in there for an hour dude)

There really is something about Ace Attorney AUs where like...they actually all can kinda vibe. Ghost Hunters/Buzzfeed Unsolved AU? Hell yes. Pride and Prejudice? Perfectly picturable. Legally Blonde? Not even an AU. TGWDLM? In my mouth.

What is it about Ace Attorney that hits the vibe spots? (That is a non-rhetorical question)

My heart says "Yes!" but my allergies say "Fuck You!"

I have great fear and love for this

the dubious philosophy of salmon

Oh yeah my bro works for door dash and takes me with him sometimes and one time we got one in this super big culdesac. It was so quiet and not a single person was outside even though it was mid afternoon and the house we delivered to was dark everywhere and there was amazon boxes piled up outside and the room that was at the front of the house with the big windows you can see in was a playroom for a kid filled with toys of all sizes but it didn't look like any of it had ever been touched long story short it took us five minutes to find our way out of that hell hole and by the time we did we felt like we where going crazy

when i was a kid, the thought of heaven would scare me so bad that i would get violently ill because i imagined it would just be a neverending series of cookiecutter suburban neighborhoods with a sky that was always sunny. like this

Honestly me talking to my mom! This is the type of shit I say to her. I. Am. The. Robot.

Alright so like I used Nonny or Niby for my caretaker when he was going through a transition of not knowing who he was gender wise because I used to call him Mama but he told me he didn't like being called it anymore so I worked out Niby and Nonny and that's what I used until he decided to use masculine presenting pronouns (he's he/they but prefers male pronouns) to which I now call him Appa.

suggestions for gender neutral version of mom/dad? something less formal than just ‘parent’

Yeah it made me feel super weird seeing people switch up. I however fell even deeper in the zosan ship because Opla Sanji is taller and I have a love for taller bottoms... I'm a firm enjoyer of "taller bottom/smaller top" this applies to all genders by the way. I especially like it in sanami and lusan (though I do think Luffy hits a growth spurt in his late 20's that devastates the crew). In my mind, Zoro is a top that just doesn't mind experimenting with his partners and no matter how he looks he will stay firmly right there.

Fairly controversial take

as a recent ex zosan shipper I feel as though I gotta speak on this tbh

now that everyone is finally able to shit on opla I’ll have my go why not

the amount of you who back in September were saying “oh yeah opla zoro is definitely a bottom” I gotta admit as a young Asian girl it made me go 🤦🏻‍♀️❓

this might sound weird but let me just explain:

In the animanga it’s common knowledge that zoro is Asian but he doesn’t really have district ethnic features beside the fact that he was tan pre time skip, alas most people though he was more of a “top”

As soon as opla comes out and a visibly East Asian actor is playing zoro, everyone switches up because he “looks more like a bottom”

😭?

like what do you mean by that?? Help???

and ships like sanzo and luzo have risen substantially in popularity since it came out too.

like i hate to be that person but this feels rooted in the way western media portrays East Asian people as more “weak” and “submissive” than other races

now I don’t know if people will understand what I mean by this, but I how I made my point in an understandable way.

No hate to sanzo or luzo shippers or just people who prefer bottom zoro, but people make sure you like it for the right reason and not because you think East Asians men are submissive or whatever weird asf things westerners think abt Asia ☠️

No stop, that's not how guns work! A bullet would go straight threw your finger and tear it apart! Its like accidentally pricking your finger with a sowing needle but with the force of a tiny explosion behind it causing it to move at high speeds that is able to go through your chest cavity! Imagine what it can do to your little fingers at close range!!! Please don't do this!!!

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them