My Favorite Character In All Of Undertale (yes I'm Being Completely Serious I Know He Is The Most Background

If you’ve ever dyed your hair, reblog and list every hair color you’ve had in order in the tags.

Yes put it's a good joke to keep telling

Somebody has probably made this joke before

He will be mine...

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

Short hair but I usually like it up. I don't like horror or rom-com's, I prefer action adventures or fantasy(but I guess if I had to choose, horror)! I don't like most tea or coffees cause they're to bitter, but I guess coffee cause I love the smell. MOON! Why not both, hit up a coffee shop for snacks and have a picnic, or, or, when its cold you can take a walk through a park and then go the the coffee shop! I value all kinds of love, but above all I value familial love the most so I suppose I'd have to go with platonic.

are you a hair up or hair down kinda person? horror movie or a rom-com? do you like coffee or tea? are you moon or sun? park or coffee shop? romantic love or platonic love?

Honestly me talking to my mom! This is the type of shit I say to her. I. Am. The. Robot.

Okay so here's the thing. My older brother had one of these and for the rest of the family it worked just fine no one could get in to it. The problem is that he had a little mini me aka me. I remember how mad he was when he found out that I had no issue getting into this thing no matter what funny voice he used or if he dropped his pitch. I could match it all for some reason so he could never actually keep me out of it. I also liked all the same things as him so guessing the code was not hard.

nothing has really ever lived up to the intensity of desire i felt towards the girl tech password journal as a child

Alright so my brother and I make jokes like this constantly to the point where one of my characters is just this joke. Pretty much the thought process is that every time they try to tell someone their gender more and more ridiculous shit happens to prevent it from being heard and then they just say "but I prefer if you just call me Z" almost like the universe is keeping it a secret. The thought process is that you don't need to know Z's gender to accept them and respect that they just want to be called Z. As you should with everyone if they want you to use pronouns, use them. If they prefer to just be called by their name, just use their name.

what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”

women & bitches love my cavern

Funny story (not really a story or funny but whateves) at my house ever since I was a small child we have never celebrated valentines day with a boyfriend or girlfriend until around six years ago because my siblings boyfriends birthday is on valentines day. We buy or make gifts for each other and make them look all pretty and give them to each other on valentines day. We like to also include friends in this sometimes and in eighth grade I bought a dress a whole bouquet of orange roses chocolate strawberries and a couple stuffies and gave them all to my best friend and we had a whole day of fun! I like my tradition a lot because we include friends family and lovers. To us valentines is a day for relationships and love, that includes all types of relationships and all types of love.

if i see anyone posting about being “forever alone” on valentines day they’re getting instantly blocked. i don’t want to hear it from alloromantics again this year

God this is still one of my favorite things to watch.