If I Had A Nickel For Every Time A Dog Directly Taught Me Emotional Values And To Respect My Own And

Sanji is that employee that can deal with any asshole old man or dumbass teen boy but the minute a Karen or spoiled girl walks in "Robin, Robin I need help. She said I tried to poison her cause she's allergic to peanuts but she ordered peanut butter ice cream! Help😭" And here comes work Mama Robin to the rescue of her little emo duckling because someone has to look out for this child. She pulls the "Anyways you are now loitering and if you do not leave I will call the authorities or handle you myself. Have a nice day 😊"

the sanji and robin dynamic to me is just, a woman in her late 20s and a teenager that work at baskin robins together and became work besties

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

honestly, I got this feeling when I was watching Free! for the first time, by all means, Rei should have fucking died like swimming in the middle of a storm at night with little to no light and unlike every other character, this bitch could hardly swim bro should have been dead but nope! he got up and walked off nearly drowning in salt water like he chugged gallons of the shit for breakfast

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

women & bitches love my cavern

Okay hi hello! Resident ace spectrum person of fandom space! I can confidently say that no it is not a recipe for eventual problems or break ups. I've literally been in a relationship for five years going on six this month. I found out I was on the ace spectrum about a year into dating my two partners and when I voiced that I might be ace I was encouraged to find out about myself. I was told I was still loved by both of them and it didn't change our relationship. If you find someone you really love and really loves you it won't matter to them. Sex is not integral to a relationship all the time and it shouldn't be the backbone of your love towards someone. Assuming that sex plays such a large part in a relationship is damaging for both asexual and allosexual individuals because it sets an expectation that you can only please and attract someone with your body and nothing else in the relationship matters (it's like when people say "your relationship is failing maybe you should put out more" or "was your sex game really that bad?"). This is not the case though, having an open talk about expectations of sex in a relationship and expressing your low, non-existent, or repulsed view on sexual activity is normal and should happen in all relationships even for allosexual individuals. It lets you know where your relationship stands with someone because if they truly only care about your relationship when they thought sex was on the table it probably wouldn't work out in the future anyways regardless of your view on sex. No one deserves to be put down or told that they have to seek out someone just like them (which is easier said than done) just to find love. Please if you share the same view as the person in the third post please take a second to reevaluate your view on sex and why you believe it's so important in a relationship that you think an ace person can't have working relationships with people outside of other ace individuals because I assure you we can.

one of my fandom litmus tests is whether or not ppl think asexual characters can be in relationships because some of y’all would rather write five paragraph essays explaining why you can’t ship them with anyone than redefine the way you view love (aka acknowledge rather than invalidate relationships that have no sexual physicality)

By the fucking smallest of aatoms, I have made it

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Alright so my brother and I make jokes like this constantly to the point where one of my characters is just this joke. Pretty much the thought process is that every time they try to tell someone their gender more and more ridiculous shit happens to prevent it from being heard and then they just say "but I prefer if you just call me Z" almost like the universe is keeping it a secret. The thought process is that you don't need to know Z's gender to accept them and respect that they just want to be called Z. As you should with everyone if they want you to use pronouns, use them. If they prefer to just be called by their name, just use their name.

what is my gender? my gender is [large truck passes by] but everybody calls me “dad”

Happy birthday my Rat boiiiiiiis

everyone shut up

and wish Nigel & Patrick Ratburn a happy wedding anniversary 💒 🎂💕

if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag your identity, height, and whether you walk slow or fast