I Don't Know Why I Can Still Do This But I Can Evidently???? I Don't Know Man.

Oh my lord

Hmm, well, huh, you're not wrong .

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

*screams with all of you but in confused genderfluid panromantic*

*gay screaming* HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

*screams with you but in a trans way*

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO YOU TOO ANON

This is just so good! The COD one made me laugh way to hard😂

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

Okay so I sleep with my door closed, my brother doesn't care (we share a room so I have to convince him to close the door when we go to bed), and my sister keeps the door open so mixed results across the board in my house. I'm incredibly superstitious and I don't like leaving doors open at night as it causes my anxiety to spike and often makes me spiral and will give me some form of sleep problem. Also to go with this I also don't go to bed until I put at least one thing on all the sitting places in our house (chairs/coach) because I believe it invites unsavory visitors to take a sit and chill out, so yeah.

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

Is Futaba wrapped around Yusuke?! I can only imagine he carries her around like a fancy scarf

partner and I have been having WAY too much fun with a Lidian/Persona 5 AU

First image from left to right: Joker, Akechi, Ann, Makoto, Yusuke (with Morgana on his back), Haru, Ryuji

The fact I immediately knew this was from precure. Fucking love Cure Sebastian

I personally think this is what happens when Alfred has to go out as Batman

Sorry man, looks like for your bad hot take you gotta-*checks lil note pad*

Ah! Burn at the stake. Get it cause you uh- ha- ya know- h hot take...*crickets*

*ahem* Anyways they get it wheel em away boys!

I know this is a hot take but I absolutely loathe the first opening and ending credits song for one piece. Like idk what it is but it’s like I can’t even listen to it. (Dub)

By the fucking smallest of aatoms, I have made it

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

Checks reblog tags and sees this gem-

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@the-heaminator I both love and hate to inform you that Azul, is in fact, a 17 year old boy. He is from a Disney gacha game called 'Twisted Wonderland' and he's one of the best designed characters in the game, my opinion only ofc, and the artist drew him really cool and slightly scary which is perfect for Azul 's evil sea witch vibes here (he's meant to imulate Ursula). Do with this newfound knowledge as you will. Bye-bye!

(this won't help him to get his fins back at all)