Zooble And The Girls!

Reasons to love the Original Concept Album

Fantine gets a song about misery that basically summarizes the political views of the book.

Gavroche has two full songs and multiple cameos!

Fantine is angry.

Gavroche is overtly political. Actually, everyone is more political.

Rose Laurens and Michel Sardou (my beloved).

Disco Enjolras!

The less talked-of Rock Javert.

"Master of the House" has much better puns.

Seriously, the lyrics of this album fuck severely.

Gavroche's death songggg. :((

It uses the lyrics of the songs from the book verbatim.

Marius is destitute.

No weird religious undertones.

Reasons to maybe not like the Original Concept Album as much

If you don't know the story already you're going to be lossssst.

Jean Valjean? Who? Oh, you mean the guy who gets mentioned a couple of times in passing?

Cosette calls both Valjean and Marius "my prince". Gross.

The Amis don't even get a death mention...

Marius and his grandfather make up.

Enjolras calls Marius "my best friend" (???).

i wanna rewatch steven universe again…

hot takes (?) are on the menu today boys

I like making Jane silly

She chases pigeons

penny lamb but when she gets revived she brings with her little bits of the rest of the choir

she’s naturally drawn to the ocean just a little bit more

she starts understanding poetry just a little bit quicker

learning new languages becomes just a little bit easier

cats like her just a little bit more

everything tastes just a little bit sweeter

This mightve been the best description of Camila and Steven I've ever seen

it’s just dawned on me that camila noceda is the reverse steven universe. instead of being a sweet child who inadvertently collects mums, she’s a sweet mum who inadvertently collects children

IN CASE ANYONE'S WONDERING

my bro reversed the audio and here's what bubble said in tadc 3:

"I can't wait for all the children in the audience to get horrible nightmares from the monster!"

thanks gooseworx.

my take on talia is that she is as unhinged as mischa. look, all we know about her is that:

• she and mischa were, quote, mad passionate online lovers. on facebook and twitter. in ukrainian. was it like а-ах мішенька не зупиняйся🥵 or more of a *ніжно цілує твої губи під пісні вокарчука*??

• she found him through his youtube channel called bad egg and wrote mostly positive feedback on his video. the girl spends her free time watching badly autotuned music videos about booze and bitches. she probably makes them too

• she styles her hair like julia fucking tymoshenko. not just that this hairstyle is super hard to make, but also what sane person would chose to resemble tymoshenko??

• she agreed to marry mischa (or mb even proposed herself) at the ripe age of 18, upon never seeing him irl and probably knowing him for less than a year if not a few months

• she consciously shortened her name from natalia to talia. this was, for all i know, never done before. also talia means waist in ukrainian so there’s that

• and her middle name (?) is legit made up. were her parents pranksters by any chance? cause the fuck is moruska

• did i mention that she choose MISCHA BACHINSKI?? i mean who wouldn’t but still

verdict: she and mischa had to be separated because keeping them on one continent could’ve resulted in irreparable consequences such as everyone starting to use bro as a pronoun and dying of prolonged exposure to swagness

i think every fantasy lover should read the starless sea or the night circus at least once in their life. or just all people in general should.

erin morgenstern is the best weaver of words that i’ve ever had the honour of reading and i think everyone needs to experience her vivid storytelling at least once. cannot recommend her books enough.

if anyone knows any books like hers PLEASE recommend them to me^^

My Constance design :D

I’ve had to edit this post so many times it’s not even funny