I Had No Idea They Made Real Life Lordly Trashcans

Back on my Epic: The Musical posts, does anyone else just randomly start singing epic songs? Like I’ll be doing the dishes then I’ll start whisper singing “no she’s not a player she’s a puppeteer” or even “I see a song of past romance”

You guys won’t believe what show I started due to @witchinatree

It’s “The Umbrella Academy”!! and because they keep advising me and warning me I will not be watching season 4

My designs for the royal family of Ithaca (have been chibified). Me gusta mucho haber logrado que Telémaco sea una combinación de sus padres, lo adoro ♡

I'm so anxious right now. I wonder what would happen if I drank some caffeine

HIRE ME AS YOUR GAME COMPOSER! many of u don't know I began my music career as a chiptune artist!! HIRE ME AS YOUR GAME COMPOSER!! I want work!! DM me or email me at imagery.audio@gmail.com

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

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Love ya too <3

i just watched the leaked owl house pilot and it just felt like watching the show as episodes released all over again

i haven't been massively obsessed with the owl house in a while but it brought back all the memories of me and my friends counting down the days until the next episode, sharing any news or information we found, staying up on the nights the episodes aired so we could all watch them together, and then talking about it together for the next few days

that show changed my life and really is the base for some of the most meaningful friendships i have today so idk this new content just brought all that back

(@kabookachowiced love you)

are people really having sex?

like actually

are we sure people are really doing that

This movie hurt so bad 😭

I was good. I was really good.

Robert Sean Leonard as Neil Perry in Dead Poets Society (1989)

IVE BEEN WANTING TO TALK ABOUT MY OC'S FOR, FOREVER. Okay so I have 6 of them and how I made them is I listen to music and just find a vibe of a song I like and base their experiences off that song's vibe. FOR EXAMPLE: Ariel (one of my oc's) her song that she came from is Feather - Sabrina Carpenter. Her backstory is that she finally is free from her ex-boyfriend and now she feels like she doesn't have to hold back from what she likes doing. Another example is Steven his song is See You Again - Charlie Puth, Wiz Khalifa, and his story is that he lost his girlfriend on a hiking trip and now he's suffering with the guilt and self blame that he couldn't save her and that he maybe he could've if they didn't go hiking. ALRIGHT that's all :D

I'm curious--how do you guys go about creating your OCs?