fake dating
omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)
deadpan jokes while swordfighting
the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy
oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love
Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are
funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them
the villains presented as the protagonists
*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*
“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*
“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*
traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd
characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening
using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working
a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical
a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain
“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]” “you lost it, didn’t you?” “yeah”
“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?” “raise the dead” “and what did you do?” “raised the dead”
“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*
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just some little pride and prejudice (2005) things i love
the sense of chaotic female energy in the Bennet household
the sound of tinkling piano music and bird song and giggling
when Jane tries to pull a ‘not all men’ on Lizzy but Lizzy is havin none of it and calls all men humourless poppycocks
Lizzy’s satisfied smirk as she STRIDES away after sending mr darcy 2 his grave with ‘even if one’s partner is barely tolerable’
Lizzy and Jane giggling under the covers 😭
Mrs Bennet discussing Mr Bennets imposing death over the breakfast table and nobody bats an eyelid except to be like ‘its 10am’ like this obviously happens A Lot
And then Mr Bennet and lizzy joke about Jane dying like why does this Regency era family have the humour of millennials
when Darcy is listing all the things an accomplished woman should have and he says ‘she should expand her mind with extensive reading’ or w.e and lizzy SNAPS that book shut so fast
the Mrs Bennet Pig Testicle Scene Nobody Talks About
the hand
after Mr Collins proposal when Mrs Bennet goes to Mr Bennet for help and he’s just like up a ladder ? And all he does up there is pick up a pot plant? I’m thoroughly convinced he just climbed that ladder to avoid the drama ((he failed))
the dramatic ZOOM when Darcy bursts into the room just to stand around, make one line of polite conversation, and then leave
m not going to comment abt the rain scene bc theres too much to unpack but THE RAIN SCENE
‘He’s so. he’s so… he’s so RICH’ i feel u girl
The dreamy shots of Pemberley + dreamy music music layered with Darcy’s housekeeper saying lovely things about him like you know Lizzy was falling in love with him right then and there even tho he wasn’t even in the room
All the ripped statues probably help
Shame that the scene where Darcy sees Lizzy at Pemberly for the first time will be forever ruined because all i can hear in my head is RUN
Turns up in the middle of the night, invites self in, insults the size of the garden….. an icon
The fact that the entire Bennet family listening in to private conversations at the door is a recurring theme
“i love… i love… i love you”
the last scene of Lizzy and her dad laughing and crying at how in love she is is the goodest purest scene and in This House we don’t speak of the american alternate ending
He had a fight with Aziraphale
imagine your otp
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
my brain at 4am: but what if when aziraphale says crowley keeps him on his toes he means when they're kissing 'cause he's a bit taller
michael sheen, flying across europe, taking a cab to my house and kicking the door in: YES YES HE DOES
When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.
Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel
Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.
Emma Woodhouse: Who doesn’t
Eleanor Dashwood: I know
Marriane Dashwood: Thanks!
Jane Eyre: A horrible decision, really
Lizzie Bennet: *laughs nervously*
Catherine Morland: *laughs hysterically*
Margaret Hale: YEET
Fanny Price: I’m sorry
Anne Elliot: *finger guns*
Catherine Earnshaw: If only there was someone out there who loved you
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