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there are actors that people refer to as shapeshifters bc theyve played in so many movies in which they look nothing like their other parts and then. there’s michael sheen.

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Are we ever going to know what the present is?!!!

Ok but I have so many ideas for the Ineffable Husbands’ wedding/honeymoon

So the wedding itself is on the small side. They don’t really have friends in heaven and hell to invite, and their closest friends, outside one another, were humans and passed. They also didn’t want to hold back on the literal magic of the evening

It’s mainly the Them, Anathema, Newt, and a few other random humans that are of the magical variety and had made friends with the angel and demon over the years

Agnes sends a non-denomination priest, of course, as her wedding gift. He’s been waiting for this day his whole life, and he’s not going to spill. Agnes is laughing from beyond the grave

It’s an outdoor wedding, where the weather is ‘miraculously’ perfect as they do their wedding thing.

Crowley did NOT cry

Also Crowley TOTALLY didn’t put a few of his ‘dead spotted’ plants in empty seats because he totally killed them

Afterward, they end up at a small theater where the reception is, where the music is an odd mix of modern, gavotte, and Queen.

Some random woman shows up during this, but everyone thinks she’s just one of Crowley/Aziraphale’s random human friends. She brought a gift and ‘couldn’t say long because of work.’ Only when they get all the wedding pictures (a miracled camera was doing the work) did they see her and wonder who she was

Crowley and Aziraphale do their first dance to “Somebody to Love” by Queen ofc

They spend a whole year honeymooning around the globe and spend a month driving through the cosmos (Crowley brought the Bentley, and Aziraphale brought all the snacks that they had collected from their world travels).

When they get back they finally go through pictures and presents… and that’s when they see the gift from the mysterious woman.

And things get a whole lot more interesting

Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.

Crowley: YOU ALL, YOU’VE DISAPPOINTED ME. GROW BETTER!!!

Crowley, turning to the plant that Aziraphale gave him: not you, sweetie, you’re doing great

Three holidays Krishna loves and one he hates (or vice versa)? - Really, I am so, so glad you're doing this again, Avani Di. I adored the prev. ones!

1. “Sometimes,” says Balarama, with what little dignity he can manage considering his ears are currently dyed bright green, “I think you only like this blasted festival because it gives you leave to cause as much trouble as you please.”

“Happy Holi, dau,” chirps Krishna in response, and salutes him with another handful of crimson powder to the face. 

2. To be certain, Yasodha thinks, her son seems to defer to the Great God, as much as he does anyone, but even that does not lessen her suspicion that he only piously parrots a desire to celebrate Sivaratri as the god intends to have an excuse to stay out as long as he pleases, indulging his wildness. 

3. Krishna does enjoy the Govardhana pujas that follow in place of Indra’s sacrifices, as the self-satisfied expression on his face suggests, but only Radha thinks to ask why.

“Because,” he says, and there is hope burning in the back of his eyes, “it tells me I can change what does not please me.”

&1. On the ninth day of Chaitra, the prince of the Vraj always wakes with a long-dead mother’s name on his lips, a lifetime of memories that hold no meaning for anyone but himself. 

It is only a day like another now. He has no reason to think it different than any other. He will not, ever again. 

Okay which one of you is going to write the Ineffable Husbands college professor AU with the extremely sweet and over-sharing professor fawning over their spouse and the standoff-ish secretive professor who reveals absolutely nothing about their private life who turned out to be married?

Bonus gif:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

Me on Tumblr app after finally reaching the end of a long post I wasn’t interested in: