Y'all Ever Just Suddenly Have The Overwhelming Urge To Swim??? Like Not Actively But You Just Wanna,,,

I don't know what the better crossover is:

Crowley and Aziraphale being each other's assigned soulmates in The Good Place, and Crowley is of course, a mess,

or...

Eleanor the demon and Chidi the angel lose the Antichrist and run around screaming and trying to prevent Armageddon.

I really can’t stop thinking about how the only reason we have this show at all is because of a promise Neil made to Terry, because they had been trying to get it made for years and it kept falling through and then Terry died and Neil absolutely was not going to do it without him but Terry asked him to make sure it got made, so Neil put aside everything he felt about making it without Terry and did it anyway, and not only that but he wrote the adaptations (which as far as I know isn’t something he has done for his other works) and took on the role of showrunner aka a big job that’s a lot of work, and literally didn’t do the thing he does, didn’t write, for almost two years to make sure he could make this show the way it was supposed to be, the way Terry would want it, he did all of that out of love for his friend and to keep his promise. So we’re all losing our minds over these two occult/ethereal beings whose love for each other is as present throughout human history as the sun and stars, whose connection to each other is as fundamental as the earth itself and persists throughout the limitations of time, but the only reason we have that angel and demon and their love is because of the love Neil has for Terry, his own love that transcends the limitations of time, and he took that love and made it into this show he didn’t even want to make once Terry was gone but Terry asked him to so he did anyway, he took the sheer enormity of love he felt for his friend - and it must be enormous, just look at all he did - and he made it into this show, he made a show about transcendental love out of his own transcendental love, and it just feels like something precious and it feels like such a gift and I just don’t want to overlook that and I really want to say: thank you, Neil. Thank you for sharing that love with us.

Yep. True!

Aries relish in becoming somebody’s ‘best friend’. There is no bigger compliment you could dispense to an Arian than regarding them as the most special person you know

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way

what use do butt cheeks have 

when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

some things about fire signs

(Aries, Leo, Sagittarius)

-they know how to get the job done

-will absolutely astound you with their passion about that ONE thing they love

-always ready to build someone up when they need it

-will most definitely meet up with you for a 2am venting session if needed

-love that will set your heart on fire, literally

-very loyal, they never give up on people unless there is a SOLID reason

-very good w/ animals for some reason??

-honestly, all they every think about is loving something and being a power couple w/ them

Your Mahabharata is a story of revenge, after all. The Pandava’s revenge.

“i have ended wars singlehandedly, brought gods broken to their knees, dragged the very lights of heaven down to the sand, but my greatest victory was always that i was what sparked your smiles.”

— i no longer wish to be remembered for my battles or my blood (via wearealsoboats)

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a question to the skate board side of tumblr

how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?