A Tricycle Driver In Ahmedabad, India Was Hired To Transport 150kg Of Rose Petals Until None Remained.

I feel like you’ll appreciate this photo I took several years ago when I was in school of a raven getting spooked by something in the bushes

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

What if Aziraphale and Crowley really are immune to hellfire and holy water respectively, at least to an extent? Crowley has been shown to have a heart and he didn't really mean to Fall. And Aziraphale isn't completely angelic himself either. Or, as cheesy, as it is, their love for each other is what made them immune. Of course, we'll never know due to the body swap.

That’d be kinda hilarious that they came up with this genius plan for nothing, but that also sounds like the kind of mistake they’ll totally make

Crowley tried to ban the Oxford comma

He had a fight with Aziraphale

I still think it’s hilarious that Crowley canonically slept for decades and centuries just because he could and apparently not a single one of his superiors tried to interfere? They’re known to demand regular updates of his demonic activities and apparently Crowley’s absence doesn’t make a difference at all. Crowley really is a shitty demon and I love him

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

If you need me

I’ll be locked in my room reading Letterboxd reviews of the Netflix original movie “The Knight Before Christmas”.

I mean... these are literally just the ones that show up at the top

They’re all like this

It’s just one giant roast

And endless shit posting

I don't know what the better crossover is:

Crowley and Aziraphale being each other's assigned soulmates in The Good Place, and Crowley is of course, a mess,

or...

Eleanor the demon and Chidi the angel lose the Antichrist and run around screaming and trying to prevent Armageddon.

im about to test the limits of discord nitro