God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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I hope this posts in order! @twink-on-the-brink @gracefulvaudeville
1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date. If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot. I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.
2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot. Some Notes:
Read Instructions thoroughly, and fill out your Ballot in private.
Do NOT post pictures of your Ballot as this may invalidate it. DO Post pictures of your “I Voted” sticker.
Make sure to vote for all the offices up for election- as important as the presidential election is, your mayor, governer, local school board and sherrif have a MUCH bigger impact on your immediate safety and quality of life. Google your candidates, look up the Leauge of Women Voter’s Guides for a reliably Impartial rundown of your local candidates.
Remember also that it is better to have someone in office that is only moderately incompotent, than it is to have someone that actively wants you dead. It is the first step to having someone worthwhile next time.
If you wanted a third party option, your local elections are the best place to do this- my own city council has several Green Party members and it got me city-sponsored single-stream recycling! Its also moving the state legislature significantly farther left.
They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:
Can be turned in the same day you reccive your ballot, if you want to get this over with ASAP
Open 24/7, so you can drop it off whenever
Absolutely guaranteed to get your vote counted, regardless of what Donald does with the Post Office.
No waiting in line
No exposing yourself to the coronavirus
Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc. Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.
Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this
shut up about the economy. shut the fuck up about the economy, what’s the economy ever done for me, i can’t get a job with a living wage and it costs a week's wages to get a single train ticket to see my parents and most things in my budget are that cheap cuz they’re made with slave labour and i can still get fired for being trans if i’m ever hired at all and quite frankly the illusion of choice isn’t worth the suffering of others or the death of the planet, shut up about the fucking economy i do not worship the squiggly lines i have basic fucking empathy i want to exist without harming others. i want to exist without harming others!!! i want no one to ever be hurt again!!!!!
Been seeing some fantastic Taako posts (by @terezis x and @ink-shaming x, you started this) with worms and I wanted in. This started out as “lmao, Taako with a feather boa, but it’s really just a giant worm on a string.” And then slowly devolved into “what if the umbra focus was the worm?”
[ID: First image from left to right—Full body drawing of Taako, a male elf with tan skin, freckles, and curly blonde hair. He wears loose wizard garbs of various shades of blue. He holds a teal colored umbra staff in his hand. Around his neck is a bright, magenta, fuzzy worm. On the top right is Taako, wearing a striped shirt and wizard hat. He wears the worm boa wrapped around one arm and over the shoulder. On the bottom right, Taako looks over his shoulder and smiles confidently. He wears a blouse, a wizard hat curled at the end, and a worm boa around his neck.
Second image from left to right—Two panels of Taako standing in front of a crouched, robbed figure. The figure has a large, fuzzy, magenta worm around its shoulders. Taako grins and says, “Holy shit look at this stupid thing.” He picks the worm up and examines it, while saying, “I love this dumb worm!” The next two panels have Taako wearing the worm around his neck. In the first, the worm is wrapped around him, halfway covering his face, and what is visible is not happy. In the second panel, he is in a seated position, face buried in its fluff. He says, “You’re the only motherfucker who understands me.” At the bottom of the image is the close up of the worm, looking a little weepy. End ID]
Serious post time. Please reblog, this is important.
Hi all, I've just been made aware about "operation pr1defall".
From what I know, 4.c.h.a.n is planning to infiltrate LGBT spaces during June, try and get sensitive information, spread lies about us, and harass minors. Some have said they are planning to share all sensitive photos of minors that they can, even attempt irl attacks. Its also been said they are planning on sending out gruesome photos of LGBT people being r*ped.
Please, especially young people, take extra care of yourself and the information you spread. You do not need to panic, you just need to stay safe. Don't give out harmful information (your phone number, address, etc). Don't share sensitive photos (we all know what i mean, n*des and the like. I know you think it's fun, but it's not worth it.)
If you find someone doing these things (on any site, not just tumblr), do not engage. Report them, maybe keep note of their username for the future, and move on. You do not need to panic.
Please, reblog and share. Our people need to stay safe. Add any information you know about this in reblogs or replies. Even if you think you will be safe, plenty won't.
The Scooby-Doo Project (1999)
And that's a promise. (banner by @pride-on-a-string)
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