Everyone Needs To Calm Down When The Plane Lands. You Will Get Off, Don't Worry! I Know The Buckle Seatbelt

I desperately need to breakdown into another woman’s arms who will pepper me in kisses and hug me the entire time.

You know what needs to stop? Premium subscriptions

I ALREADY HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION, I PAY FOR AN ACCOUNT

GIVE ME THE ACCESS

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

Premium subscriptions are Bullshit and entirely exist because of greed and I Hate It

Can exotic also be from the depths of the ocean?

I'm putting the word "exotic" on top of the refrigerator yall can't be trusted. we live in a global world, no more using "exotic" to refer to things that are locally familiar to many people who are simply not in your area

Literally every day

everyone knows the real reason Orpheus turned around was cos he heard some dramatic ass king of ithaca belting about how “all he hears are screams” and he had to check with Eurydice to see if they heard the same thing

It must be known

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Why is sleeping so hard

It's literally one of the most natural and necessary elements for living human beings

And yet here I am, sleepless

Why can't I have a pretty girl lay her head in my lap whilst we watch a movie so I can play with her hair and randomly bend down to kiss her cheek or shoulder...

I love the epic cast so much

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

That feeling when you get to talk to that one person who never fails to make you smile and improve your whole week