Whhhyyy Does Cranberry Juice Taste Like That?

Guess what it is.

I am so fucking mad that I am STILL craving energy drinks

I had to quit drinking them cause even the smallest redbull gave me what I can only describe a literal mini heart attacks

Like I suddenly couldn't breathe and then realized my heart wasn't beating and then it was and everything hurt

That was from the smallest can

Thus I had to complete stop drinking them yes I tried other brands same result not a fun time OVER 2 YEARS AGO

so why am I still getting cravings for them????? Whats the point????

fuck “i can make him better” and only cowards stop just at “i can make him worse”

make him worse and twist yourself to match to the point that you’re both codependent monsters that make a date night out of killing others

laugh with joy when he unprompted brings you the heads of people who were only slightly rude and presents them like a bouquet of roses

because that is your love struck monster

he was bad before but you made him worse for yourself and only yourself

i have never felt as much devastation in my soul as when i realized that moving to the city would mean how little of the stars i could see at night

i go to the planetarium and it helps but its not the same

i need to lay on my back in the dirt and let the vastness of the universe above me overwhelm my senses

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

Just gonna leave this here

It took 20 years for someone to realize that maybe my mom was taking iron supplements while pregnant (also while I was typing pregnant Grammarly suggest Greg as a replacement word????) with me because I have low iron.

Was it a doctor? No.

Was it my mother? No.

It was me after I got tired of having my vision go black every time I moved vertically more than a foot a time and having to navigate blind.

I take 65 my every day and now no more blackness! Sometimes self-diagnosis is the way.

The human body is a sham and I want a refund.

oops

I once bought 11 boxes of girl scout cookies (thin mints and lemonades) and hid them in my room cause me and my mom both go feral for them.

I found the last box a few months ago and I bought them in 2015.

Living with my parents again is weird. I find myself doing things like quietly hoarding goats cheese