They Need To Have A Human Body Update That Makes Ovulation And The Menstrual Cycle Optional. I'm Not

They need to have a human body update that makes ovulation and the menstrual cycle optional. I'm not gonna be using it, I don't want children, so what's even the point anymore?

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Today was the first day of tech week for my school play. I was very stressed and have also been dealing with some physical and mental health problems. I was feeling sort of lightheaded and mentioned to my friend that I hadn't eaten earlier because I've been feeling weird about eating today. I kept feeling worse and my friend handed me two oreos which I stared at for a few minutes until I was needed onstage. I felt pretty bad after performing my scene and getting backstage again, and my friend noticed I hadn't eaten the oreos and I had offered one to another person. They proceeded to hand me the oreo and make me eat it while watching me. It was kind, but also pretty embarrassing...


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Panel 1: A dark skinned, blue haired woman in a bikini is dramatically standing over a pinkish-red mermaid laying on the beach.
The woman exlaims, "HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY!"

Panel 2: The mermaid opens one eye and asks, "What's a Nation?"

Panel 3: The woman stand there shocked into silence.

Panel 4:The woman with her hand up to her mouth thinking, "Uhh... I'm not sure where to start on that..."

Panel 5: She then strikes a confident pose and says, "Regardless, HAPPY WOMANS DAY!"

Panel 6: The mermaid opens her other eye and ask, "What's a Women?"

Panel 7: The woman sits down and gives a bemused look at the mermaid and says, "You have no idea how jealous I am of you lack of human concepts. You want to see my titties?"
The mermaid props herself up excitedly and yells, "YEAH!"

This might be a day late, but hear me out… [The concept of WOMEN]

Starting A Collection #blackmold
Starting A Collection #blackmold
Starting A Collection #blackmold

starting a collection #blackmold

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

I may be fucking my chances of going to college right now, but at least the GPA is high enough that they won't kick me out of theatre.

(But seriously, if I make it through high school, I don't think any college will want me with the grades I have)


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My cane arrives on Monday. Hopefully I can actually walk from class to class without dying now.


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Just a Teen Trying To Figure Out Life

I have absolutely no idea what this blog will hold. random thoughts? art? stories? probably just whatever comes to mind. you can call me Iris. she/her

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