Just A Small Thing I Did. It’s 1:25 Am Now And My Gallery’s Full Of Pictures Of Katya.

Mad Love (Karl Freund, 1935)

me in the car: schwarzemöweflie- ich flieeeeeeeee- ichallein- alleiiinnnn! will. dich. durch. nAchTund sTUrm! begLEit-!ichwillnichtmehr beGLEiTetsein! auch nicht von diir. ich lasSmichnicht LEITEN! frei bistdunurdurchmichnurdurchmichnurfürmichfürmich!

my father, who just wanted to go for a drive:

Me: I'm watching musicals for the plot

The plot:

Guys.

GUYS.

GUYS.

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT THE SINGER REPRESENTING SWEDEN DURING EUROVISION WAS GONNA BE FINE AS HELL?????

Bro LOREEN?????

LOREEN?????

I am so gay. I AM SO GAY BRO. SHE IS SO AGHHHHHH—

Look you can say whatever you want about Eurovision and Sweden, whatever. I don't care. All I care about is HER.

the peasants in elisabeth: wann gibt’s endlich MILCH

der tod and his angels: wann gibt’s endlich MILF

Look at the harnesses on the Nazgûl' horses. Notice the Eye of Sauron? Now, look at the eye motif on Katya's top.

Proof positive of one of three possibilities:

a) Katya is a Nazgûl (and you thought they were all hideous under there)

b) Katya is Sauron in disguise

c) Sauron was Katya in disguise

Does this mean the techno frisbee things are two of the Rings? Where are all the others? Who is in possession of the One Ring? And who among us fan folk is going to write a genre-bending fanfic about it? (Okay, maybe not the fanfic. RPF is dicey territory to stray into. I'd happily write a treatment for a Go_A music video, however.)

Pia Douwes and Maya Hakvoort in the same roles

Note1: I couldn't find pics of Maya as Velma and Milady, so I have to leave that to everyone's imagination

Note2: while they played the same character in 3 musketiere, the productions were not the same, they were different musicals by different writers/composers, based on the same story. Unfortunately I couldn't find much information about the St. Gallen one with Maya from 2000

Note3: just to make it clear, I didn't make this post to compare them to each other (apparently people like to do that, at least in the comment section of YouTube), I love both of them very much and I think they're both freaking talented and stunning

Just a regular everyday picture of Puwe, nothing strange here

I'll just leave this pic here in case anyone wants to set a new wallpaper or something