Okay Seriously. Reblog If You're OLDER Than 11.

What are you doing later? Probably having bad Chinese take out with Eli.

A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-

You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.

Hermione: why is Cissy crying???

Draco: Mum took a which buzzfeed quiz to see what female hp character she's most like.

Draco: She got Bella.

Lenara summarizes very well my opinion of Curzon Dax

Behavioural issues

Alex, annoyed when one of her “behavioural issues” acts up & embarrasses her in front of her lawyer friends, a gifset (3x21 Denial)

*during ghost*

Elliot: What’s in the suitcase?

Alex: Vodka.

Olivia: You brought a suitcase full of vodka?!

Alex: Of course not. I brought mixers as well, I’m not a savage.

The Saga of Sonny and Rafael Part 95

To Be Continued...

(Parts 1-90) (Part 91) (Part 92) (Part 93) (Part 94)

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Things that you need to remember to understand the vast majority of European history:

Britain and France’s foreign policies towards one another was essentially a mutual fuck you

Russia is big and cold

(On a related point: invading Russia doesn’t work because Winter™️)

The Pope loves a good crusade

There were a lot of treaties of ‘Perpetual Peace’ that totally worked (lol)

Trying to maintain the ✨balance of power ✨ pretty much always led to war 

German wasn’t Germany until quite recently but when Germany became Germany it made everyone a bit nervous

Italy also wasn’t Italy until pretty recently

The French love a revolution

They also love a republic but aren’t great at keeping one around 

Napoleon (the first one) was a Bitch and messed everything up

Standard British answer to any reasonable request: ✨no ✨

War is the answer to everything cause who doesn’t love a good war?

The Holy Roman Empire wasn’t the Roman Empire but they liked to tell themselves that it was

The Habsburgs liked to be in charge

😍 m o n e y 😍

Britain liked ships

Spain also liked ships

So did the Portuguese

The Spanish were very Catholic  (but the Spanish Inquisition were actually expected)

Basically all the royals were related (*haemophilia has entered the chat*)

England and Scotland were Not Friends but France and Scotland were (which equaled Major Problems)

The Dutch were 💰rich 💰and everyone wanted a bit of it

Religion was a *bit* of an issue

✨ feudalism ✨

Everyone want to be the Romans 2.0 

You could making a drinking game out of all the French Wars of Religion

Everyone found the Ottomons a little bit scary (cause they were *gasps and screams of horror* not Christian)

There has been more than one defenestrations in Prague 

Poland Lithuania was not very Lithuanian

British policy to land/important cultural item/anything that they come across: ✨finders keepers ✨