no president soot got fucked BY the fish then gave birth to the fox fundy
explaining the dsmp to someone:
you bet your ass imma draw this now
Scout: *laying on Snipers couch groaning loudly into a throw pillow* I'm booooored!
Sniper: *polishing his rifle at the table* How about you go for a run?
Scout: I've already ran like a trillion miles today!
Sniper: Read a book?
Scout: Do I look like I can read?!
Sniper: *at his wits end* okay, so what do you want to do??
Scout: want to go sneak into spy's room and make out on that fancy shmancy new leather couch?
Sniper: is respawn still on?
Scout: Yup!
Sniper: *getting up from the table* yeah okay let's go.
---outside sometime later----
Engineer: why are you having Pyro torch your new imported couch and why are Scout and Sniper showing up in respawn?
Spy: *smoking a cigarette, flames reflecting in his eyes* the horrors must be cleansed.
I'm going to
Trying to convince my partner to dress as luffy while I dress as buggy has not worked yet but they have agreed to a mihawk and shanks cosplay with me so that's going great >:3
Shanks and Buggy for @lunarforrest ❤️
craig: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together.
anthony swallowing the key: truly unfortunate.
"DID YOU KNOW THIS PERSON DRAWS PORN I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS" cool i am blocking you
Delirious: I feel like I’m forgetting something. [rubs face, clown makeup smears]
Delirious: ...nope! Guess not!
basically: Hey hun, I- AAAAAH!
basically: THAT DAMN CLOWN MAKEUP!
Delirious: Ah! My mask! I forgot my mask! [runs into his room]
Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.
Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!
Amaryllis: Pride
Black-eyed Susan: Justice
Bluebell: Humility
Calla Lily: Beauty
Pink Camellia: Longing
Carnations: Female love
Yellow Carnation: Rejection
Clematis: Mental beauty
Columbine: Foolishness
Cyclamen: Resignation
Daffodil: Unrivalled love
Daisy: Innocence, loyalty
Forget-me-not: True love
Gardenia: Secret love
Geranium: Folly, stupidity
Gladiolus: Integrity, strength
Hibiscus: Delicate beauty
Honeysuckle: Bonds of love
Blue Hyacinth: Constancy
Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless
Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom
White Jasmine: Amiability
Lavender: Distrust
Lilac: Joy of youth
White Lily: Purity
Orange Lily: Hatred
Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride
Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility
Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth
Magnolia: Nobility
Marigold: Grief, jealousy
Morning Glory: Affection
Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest
Pansy: Thoughtfulness
Peony: Bashfulness, shame
Poppy: Consolation
Red Rose: Love
Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity
Snapdragon: Deception, grace
Sunflower: Adoration
Sweet Willian: Gallantry
Red Tulip: Passion
Violet: Watchfulness, modesty
Yarrow: Everlasting love
Zinnia: Absent, affection
Wilbur joined VC on Tommy's stream to yell about whipped cream and threaten to kiss Sneegsnag
Sneeg: [yelling] What the fuck is 'squirty cream'? That's so weird!
Fundy: You do what?
Ranboo: Cream that squirts!
Sneeg: It's whipped cream!
Wilbur: [yelling] WHAT? No we fucking don't, what are you on about? I have NEVER called it 'squirty' - it's WHIPPED CREAM, no one calls it 'squirty cream'! Fuck are you on, mate?
Sneeg: I've been bamboozled-
Wilbur: You are just wrong! You are just wrong and a fool!
Sneeg: I'm gonna give you the biggest hug when I see you, I swear to god-
Wilbur: I'm gonna kiss you on the lips you mother fucker!
[Meanwhile Fundy and Ranboo are spinning in a composter]
Sneeg: WHAT?! YOU FUCKING BETTER! I'm looking forward to it actually!
Wilbur: I'm gonna give you a little kiss on the lips and then I'm gonna leave like this. [leaves VC]
Tommy: [shocked and traumatized]
Ranboo: And there he goes. Kiss em and leave em, that's how Wilbur lives.