smitty: But vanoss you promised. panda: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia. Welcome to the real world. banana bus squad: smitty: panda: What too soon? vanoss: *tearing up* My husband.
panda: Where are you going?
vanoss: To get us ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide in the car.
vanoss: panda you are loved and Valid. smitty: This morning I watched him pour orange juice into his coffee and drink it. vanoss:… You are no longer valid. panda: That’s fair.
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Working on chapter 2 rn but I'm gonna be posting scene ideas for it soon to get them out of my head and written down oh also another wip
panda: here’s your coffee vanoss: thanks, could i have a little spoon please? panda: certainly *delicately embraces him from behind* vanoss: lovely
vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident
nogla: Got it.
[Later]
Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet
smii7y: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- vanoss holding up a paper kryoz helped him right: we wrote you a poem! smii7y, already crying: You did???
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