Terroriser: You Look Nice, I Want To Kiss You

vanoss: I need you to kill him and make it look like an accident

nogla: Got it.

[Later]

Detective moo: It looks like the killer stabbed the guy and then placed a banana peel by his feet

moo: Are you a man or a woman?

vanoss: Haha, neither. I’ve tricked you. I’m actually thousands of bees stacked in a trench coat.

moo: ....what?

vanoss: bzz bzz motherfucker

vanoss: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Moo: One. One person

vanoss: Are you sure?

panda: [calls vanoss] Hey! I just bought some eggs and milk from the store

vanoss: Did you forget anything, like maybe milk...?

panda: [confused] Um... No. I got it all here, why?

vanoss: WELL YOU FORGOT ME!!! WHO FORGETS THEIR BOYFRIEND AT WALMART?!?

he definitely is 

reminder that koki is canonically stronger than chris

headcanon that she works out with martin

This is probably one of the calmest times they've seen either of the Buggy's

M!buggy: *has been over zooted and practically on another plane of existence for the past three hours*

M!luffy: I think I messed up on the amount of weed that was supposed to be in that batch

D!luffy: I think you killed him...

D!buggy: *somewhere nearby, laying face down and groaning after eating more than half of the pan of unattended brownies*

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all I do is post shitposts and imma keep on it for a while till I get back to making actual art or writing my fics new parts should be out tonight for them btw

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

Never doing digital art again my joints hurt so bad now