Nogla: I Almost Got Surprise Adopted Yesterday!

can we restart?

anthony: What's for dinner?

evan: Tonight, I'm serving...looks!

brian, slamming his fists on the table: We haven't eaten in THREE DAYS!

requested by anon

yes i just reblogged the audio of it!

wilbur [to sneeg]: im going to kiss you on the lips

tommy:

evan: Guys, I think we should split up. We’ll cover more ground that way.

grizzy: Good idea.

evan: [leaves]

grizzy, to the rest of the bbs: evan is full of terrible ideas. Let’s not split up

All I think about is this woman some days and the weird men she decided to keep as company. Mostly the good weird there's one that is just weird weird

panda: I ate six sandwiches in like four minutes and now I cant move.

vanoss: I can offer mouth to mouth.

panda: Don’t you dare extract any of my sandwiches.

he is up to no good I just know it