"empowering Women By Sending Katy Perry To Space For 2 Minutes" Shut The Fuck Up. Samantha Cristoforetti

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

elide and her simp <3

“I will always find you.” 🥹

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

modern empath crisis of faith

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real