“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
not the lavender soap
Ive been ghosted
over email
by an academic
my track record with authority figures continues
scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)
the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea
the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!
the animal:
idk it really bothers me when people make fun of women and try to justify it by saying White Women or Straight Women or Cis Women or whatever because 85% of the time theyre not criticizing white supremacy or heterosexuality or anything to do with harmful gender stereotypes, they're just making fun of women who Happen to belong to a specific group & are trying to justify their misogyny (intentionally or not) by slapping CISHET onto it
god knew I’d be too powerful if I had clear skin and was skinny
the king picked the guy with skull shoulderpads for the court magician job, which is exciting
women that could kill me>>>>
Baddies 😈