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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

i want to crawl on you like. Bugs

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

god knew I’d be too powerful if I had clear skin and was skinny

I'm tired of being a girl kisser with no girl to kiss 😠

I literally think this is canon

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

Audhd is kinda weird because one month you’re hyperfixating on the state of U.S politics and then the next you’re hyperfixating on a relationship between two men that didn’t even happen