It Took Me 10 Years To Realize He Turned Into A Leg Omg

“If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.”

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boys with nice eyelashes don’t deserve nice eyelasHES THEY DONT EVEN APPRECIATE THEM THEY DONT EVEN NOTICE THEM IM SO MAD

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

Current mood: needing to be held and cuddled

why cant i stop thinking about you

“But I love you so much more than just to the moon and back.”

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I’M KINKSHAMING PLANKTON