Honestly “you Shouldve Killed Me When You Had The Chance” Is Probably The Funniest Thing You Can

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

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5 years ago

verses tag dump.

v*.  BURNED TO THE FILTER WITHOUT TAKING A DRAG.  /  undetermined. v001.   THE FOXHOLE COURT  /  this is the moment you stop being the rabbit. v002.   THE RAVEN KING  /  they were worth every cut‚  bruise and scream. v003.   THE KING’S MEN  /  fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. 


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5 years ago

neil’s  faceclaims  :

darwin gray   ( default )

benjamin wadsworth

fionn whitehead

david  mazouz*   ( teen )


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4 years ago
     head  Turns  Slowly ,   with  An  Expression  Rigid  And  Of  Disbelief.    Stefan 

     head  turns  slowly ,   with  an  expression  rigid  and  of  disbelief.    stefan  could’ve  been  painted  as  mostly  unsure  and  quiet ,   but  he  does  know  when  and  what  to  speak  up.    especially  when  implied  accusations  are  in  the  air.    stefan  keeps  well  to  himself  and  he  doesn’t  accept  SLANDER .

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                                   ‟     Unlike other people here ,   I do wash my dishes in this household.                                                           Do  you ?     ❜

                   ❛ you’re my favourite little brat. ❜                  ⇢  SHIT SAID TO A BABY BROTHER.  &&. STILL ACC.  /  @scarfwere​


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5 years ago
                                   ‟     Did You Say Something ?    I Just Disconnected

                                   ‟     Did you say something ?    I just disconnected for a moment there.     ❜

 ▬▬▬▬  &;   @traumawon​ , sc.  


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4 years ago

    in  any  sense  of  words  left  in  him ,   𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳  𝘪𝘴  𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥.

    he  had  never  travelled  before  in  his  life,   cooped  up  only  in  stifling  corners  of  black  rooms  and  choking  smell  of  blood  in  dark  rooms,   until  a  few  months  later  have  seen  him  in  SWEDEN.    overwhelming  than  baltimore  and  its  woods,  with  bustling  crowds  and  big  bricked  houses  and  having  nowhere  familiar  to  run  to;  and  yet,   he  finds  familiarity  in  the  dark  at  the  back  of  a  truck,   with  sharp  and  cold  metal  promising  hurt  by  the  men  who  drove  it  somewhere.

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                        ‟     ...    ❜      he  stayed  still  behind  crates,  smelling  gunpowder  and  high  risks  of  uncertainty  especially  as  with  every  bump  on  the  road,  he  can  only  hear  the  wild  racing  of  his  heart  and  the  heat  of  his  mother’s  palm  on  his  cheeks.   careless,   reckless,   useless   —— surely  by  now  with  the  reminders  of  the  tip  of  his  father’s  wrath  on  his  skin,   alex  would’ve  learned  a  hell  of  a  curve.

    unfortunately,   getting  separated  on  their  first  international  getaway  is  unintentionally  not  on  his  list;   and  hopefully,   the  german  words  drilled  into  him  before  they  get  there  is  enough  to  keep  him  alive.   before  then,   escaping  capture  from  an  accidental  kidnapping  - -   alex  made  sure  not  to  make  a  trace  of  life  when  he  chose  this  as  a  hiding  spot  - -    is  the  topmost  priority.    honestly,   he  should’ve  checked  the  truck  first  if  there’s  someone  in  there  before  he  jumped  in  to  hide ...    STUPID  !  

                                   ▬▬▬▬  &;   @russianllterature​​  , plotted.


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4 years ago

░  ┊   @rexquondcm​  。• ◞ 

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𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓, staying in a single place for too long a luxury he no longer possesses ; as acquainted with the plated steel & polished glass of airport terminals as with the grime smeared tarmac of inner London. Nostalgia thick on his tongue, analogous to the taste of ash.   ❛ Honestly ? I’m not sure nice is the word I would use. ❜   He glances up then, eyes dappled shades of cornflower.  ❛ Perhaps taxing might be a more accurate description. ❜

    accent  reminiscent  flashes  back  such  visits  to  england,   back  when    nathaniel    has  been  taken  by  his  mother  to  pay  courtesy  with  her  side  of  the  family  for  a  couple  of  times.   weeks  before  they  come  back  to  baltimore  until  now,   he  can’t  fully  trust  the  memories  of  what  he  can’t  entirely  remember;   so  he  might  as  well  discard  them.    as  far  as  he  knows,    he  hasn’t  officially  met  uncle  stuart  and  that  side  of  the  family ...   and  he  hopes  not  to.

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                                    ‟     Ah,   considering the long travel by connecting flights ...     ❜          oliver  would  know  after  first  class  tickets  doesn’t  serve  him  anymore.    the  conversation  is  a  polite  one,  as  an  alternative  to  what  oliver  usually  does  in  forced  silence   ——  scrape  nails,  dig  within  flesh,  have  to  hear  loops  of  voices  he’d  rather  not  entertain.    talking  helps  distract  from  the  pain,  and  helps  find  out  something  regarding  the  newcomer,  who  has  given  oliver  relief  since  he’s  not  the  one  in  the  spotlight  anymore.          ‟     No wonder.   How you can take everything in one stride ...  despite the excessive noises and treatment.    I suppose it’s not nice of an experience as well ... ?     ❜


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5 years ago
Caps  til  10  !   One  liners  varying  and  depending  on  &  for  your  muse. Please 

caps  til  10  !   one  liners  varying  and  depending  on  &  for  your  muse. please  note  that  it  might  be  placed  in  on  the  run  or  tfc  timeline.


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