"MALE NUDE WITH FIVE FLOWERS" HORST P. HORST | P. 2001 [fine Duotone Photo Engraving | 10.5 X 12.5"]

i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.

i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.

describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)

it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!

i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.

this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3

also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

aspiring teenage slaughter avatar writing self insert fanfiction about getting sold to grifter’s bone

Divine Mugisha by Andrew Vowles for W Magazine China July 2024

Styled by Katie Shillingford. Makeup by Anmy Drammeh. Hair by Kiyoko Odo.

Avatar of the Spiral who goes by I/me/my pronouns in order to cause maximum confusion

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

Sugizo [LUNA SEA] SHOXX vol.43, 1996