Historical Text: Contains The Word “urinomancy”

historical text: contains the word “urinomancy”

rational brain: This is the medieval word for the medical evaluation of urine, which was an important source of information before the era of modern medical tests.

me, beating my fists on the table: PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD PISS WIZARD

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