These Are Hilarious!

These are hilarious!

The Romans and Friends on Karaoke Nights

Caesar: Is the only one sober. Only sings bc the others beg him to. Does "All of Me" and is surprisingly good with the high notes

Pompey: Performs "Crocodile Rock." Throws up into someone else's hat that he thinks is his. Did not come in a hat.

Cleopatra: Nails "Hello", has the others crying

Brutus: is very shy and only gets up to sing when he's sufficiently inebriated and Cassius goads him into performing. Surprises everyone with how impeccably he sings Jeff Buckley's cover of "Hallelujah"

Antony: Drunk off his ass, sings mostly hit classics like "Mr. Brightside", "What's my Age Again", and "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" bc he has a *type* for music and it's all 2000s nostalgia

Octavia: Sings "Love Story" and "White Horse" by Taylor Swift while mildly tipsy, trips slightly on the stage but goes on singing

Cassius: Will only sing Fallout Boy. Gets really into his performance of "Centuries" but passes out afterwards and asks for more shots the moment he wakes up

Octavian: Sings "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish while making unnerving eye contact with Antony

Cicero: gets too drunk and throws up in bathroom without ever singing, cries about his divorce when Cleopatra sings "Hello"

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5 years ago

Wait you named one of your cats after the villain of Mass Effect? That is so cool!

Basket Cats! Saren And Jake Investigating A New Basket For The Laundry Room.
Basket Cats! Saren And Jake Investigating A New Basket For The Laundry Room.
Basket Cats! Saren And Jake Investigating A New Basket For The Laundry Room.

Basket cats! Saren and Jake investigating a new basket for the laundry room.


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5 years ago

Cool Romanticism Facts

-Lord Byron was the inspiration for his doctor Polidori’s vampire, Lord Ruthven. He’s also a national hero in Greece, because he died fighting in their War of Independence against the Ottoman Empire. 

-Mary Shelley is best known for Frankenstein and editing her husband’s work. However, she wrote several other novels. She was bisexual, and had a relationship with Jane Williams, which ended badly. 

-Claire Clairemont in addition to having an illegitimate child by Byron, was fluent in five languages, including French. She outlived the majority of Byron and Shelley’s social circle. 

-Percy Shelley was expelled from Oxford for his atheism, and died in a shipwreck. The death of Claire Clairemont’s illegitimate daughter by Byron haunted him. 


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5 years ago

Antony: I was going to get you another cat. 

Cleopatra: We already have Cynane, and the animal shelter’s closed anyways. 

Antony: Shit! 

Cleopatra: where are you

Antony: I left early

Antony: sorry I couldn't stay longer :(

Cleopatra: wtf where are you going

Antony: I'm going home

Cleopatra: are you kidding me come back

Cleopatra: you're drunk

Antony: don't worry I called an Uber

Cleopatra: We drank at my place

Antony: oh

Antony: where am I going


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4 years ago

Yes, I understand the Divine Comedy is all about Dante being upset about being exiled from Florence, Italy, but I can still be salty about him shitting on my favs (Cleopatra, Odysseus). The slut shaming of a political leader who slept with only two men (who FYI both slept with way more people) is disgusting!

DNI if you’re going to blather on about how “important” his work is. 


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5 years ago

Damn! This is both funny and accurate.

Can I Copy Your Homework?

Caesar: I'll help you with it!

Cassius: Yeah sure

Antony: Bold of you to assume I did the homework

Pompey: Lol nope

Brutus: Wait we had homework??

Octavian: *Read 5:55 PM*


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5 years ago

It’s Annia!

Portrait Of Young Faustina Minor 

Portrait of young Faustina Minor 

147-148 A.D.

Marble

Capitoline Museums, Rome


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4 years ago

Definitely reblogging for luck. 

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

5 years ago

Because Gods forbid a feminine woman is an accomplished leader. 

I’m Just Gonna Leave This Here

I’m just gonna leave this here


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2 years ago

Liara T’Soni is autistic and nothing can convince me otherwise. 


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5 years ago

This is an awesome fan art of Revan. 

Lord Revan By Corbin Hunter

Lord Revan by Corbin Hunter

Bastila | Juhani | Revan | Mission | Canderous


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Autistic cis white queer bisexual. Fan of historical fiction (especially featuring badass women),fantasy, YA, Ancient Rome, and Prohibition..Favorite TV shows: Carmilla, ClaireVoyant, Spice and Wolf  DNI: Febfems, Terfs, acephobes, biphobes, transphobes, queerphobes, homophobes, Christian apologists (especially paganphobes)

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