Things I Have To Do Before 2:30

Me, If you will

my blog:

shitpost

shitpost

shitpost

shitpost

heartfelt comment/advice

shitpost

shitpost

Laughing till I'm crying

Tim Wright: ALEX, HOW COULD YOU KILL JAY?

Alex Kralie: A number of ways, actually. For example, I used a gun.

Any Marvel™ movie. That shit would be b a n a n a s

Ok, very specific but if you had the opportunity to introduce one thing to a Victorian child, what would it be?

Mine would be wattpad.

Tag your mutuals/friends:

@purple-phesh-and-cheps

@arson-mushroom

@proffessor-geen-berries

@klausthementlegen

Adds another reblog cuz I'm chronically online n shit 😎👌🏾🦐💕

ALSO HUH???

My body is being weird

Not life threatening

My stomach is tumbly and I feel light nausea

I hate this ssssoooooo muvhhh

(not even Tylenol or Motrin could help)

Save me

Mine was this nerd

(my irlfriends called him a pdf.... 🫤I mean first of all, excuse me☝🏾🫤...)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

Happy Bday @rattfreakk 's dog 🔥🪷

Today is my dog’s birthday today :).

Guys

Should I start dating women?

They scare me and I don't know how to talk to them

(I am a genderqueer aromantic black fem who occasionally dress like a twinky dude)

Or should I get a dating app?

I don't really wanna go that route because I want to meet someone organically and have them ask me out in person

But I also live in the south(Mid-Atlantic) and it would be hella difficult to find a partner who is also queer and hopefully a person of color

It's kinda like being an open queer person is a thing thats relegated mostly to white people

Making it much harder than it needs to be for me/others like me to find someone to like

What do I do

(no I will NOT go up to someone and ask them out. I'm too much of a bitch for that)

Bouta go to sleep but I need to yap about the dream I had last night.

PICTURE THIS- you're me, waking up fully clothed at he ass crack of dawn but somehow also a bright morning.

You're ready to go to school, walk to the bus stop (not even 4 houses away) and stand at the stop sign

(you start having conversations with the people at the bus stop BUT OH NO)

you're conversation stops- you glance down the road anticipating the worst...

A red trolly- I sign of bad omens, is making its way down the road. It's taking it's sweet time but still going at a pace that makes you want to get outa there

You all start panicking and thinking about places to hide

(this is a 'mock nightmare', it's one of those dreams that feel scary enough to make you feel hella uneasy but not enough to be dreadful)

You talk with one of the girls (who is low-key a baddie) and she says go to Ms. (Neighbor)'s house and hide in-between the bushes and the porch railing, so you do

The Red Trolly rolls up

(btw there aren't even trolly lines in your city, that's how scuffed this bs is)

You try to duck down as low as you can, BUT, because you're in a dream, you're body doesn't do exactly as you ask. so you remain the tiniest bit visible

This is your doom. The aura emminating from the Trolly is heavy and frightening. The feeling of despair washes over you as you watch the trolly conductor step out and stare you down.

He says something about how he's "Going to get you this time!", and you run into the neighbor's house.

He's already inside and at the door, you sorta run sorta evade around the house. Heart beating out of your chest, blood flow pumping to you ass of all places.

He catches up to you. His face is one of determination and irritability. (What I saw) He has sort of a tired dad look mixed with an angry police officer vibe. His brown hair combed back, barely noticable stumble and frowned lips make his appearance even more indignant than it is.

He's all up in your space. You can't take it anymore. He's grabbing you, trying to get you outside so you can go into the Trolly. You don't want to so your next course of action?

'Seduce him.'

Yeah.

That's actually I heard at that exact moment. We're gonna seduce this mf

You start trying to coo at him and quell his irritable self, he calms a bit, hearing you out as you start glazing on him and his assumed achievements more than a Lebron James fan glazes their idol when they watch a Lakers™ game.

He starts going with it, getting comfy. You're both really feeling whatever this chemistry is. The door is still open but no one dares go near the house with the Red Trolly in the vicinity. The room you are grinding on him in is near empty.

He has his hands on your waist, maneuvering you both around the room while your actually dey humping and making our with each other

(yeah this turned into a wet dream reeeaaal quick 💀💀 no joke)

You push him off, sabotaging your pleasure, and he starts mumbling about needing to go anyways...

He makes quick work out the door, driving the Trolly away. As soon as he and the red vehicle are gone, the Aura of Death™ goes along with them.

The end.

Btw this is one of my RECURRING DREAMS, had this one in 4/5th grade I believe ☝️😎(😭🙏)