I'm Am A BONE Person

Why did I get the joke omfg

(you JUST posted this and I clicked the notification I'm such a chronically online loser I'm sorry)

goretober day 6: gut spill

Me when tall people who don't respect me exist:

Dick from a girl who's, like, really scary

Weird Dream, Pt 2

I was trying to help some Hispanic girl escape her ex and also prostitution BUT she accidentally gave away our location over radio and they started pulling up

- before they found us we hid in some bushes and pretended to make out (💀) so i could also keep lookout

- they found us

- double stacked trucks and a bulky busses??

- threw her into a bubble part on a truck

- insulted her for hiding in a bush and for 'comingling' with people like me (😐)

(same night, different dream)

Sort of interacted with jesus stuff. Very confusing.

- somebody had either future sight or some really cool power that got nerfed to hell in my brain

- more hiding, this time from (human pigs?)

- watched a semi interactive map of how jesus would come and save everybody but the map was of a European looking place

- (no landmarks just a landmass that was very reminiscent of Europe + the ME)

- i was highlighting trails and shit like the underground railroad (???)

- some dude took the last stance as jesus come back again

-fin

Idk man, ts was weird

Same day, afternoon I think

Had a dream that i was a spy in S.Korea/Japan and i met this cute white girl at a bus stop. She complimented my dance moves (bend and dip, left to right) in a gay way but i had no idea if she was flirting with me or not so i just said thanks. Then she said something or another about liking women and i think i fell in love with her (???). The bus came and she got on along wih my other spy friends. It was cloudy/raining btw.

I walked around a corner to pick up trash and she came back from outta nowhere cuz she thought she was being followed (ig she was the target we were spying on). Somehow i have more courage in my dreams because i asked her if she wanted to go for ramen (chicken, beef, etc.).

Saying yes, i started walking her to a 'good place that i know' and wanted to go into this one building.

It did not sell ramen. I tried to get her inside but she and some of my spy friends said you have to be 22+ to enter. (It was some sort of adult shop)

Then we walked down the street and happened inside a foodcourt. Some really short indian man asked if she was ai cuz she was so pretty and real looking 😐.We started standing in line and then...

I was still a spy but now i looked different. I had fair skin and blonde/yellow hair. Came out of a grave ready for a mission. I looked a lot like my oc Abby from when i was small.

I started checking out this one house for Godzilla (???😭) and we got intel that a goth girl and her bf (skater probably) had what we needed. So we holled up for the night and did fuckall until they showed up next door.

Doing what spies do- we openly amd loudly interrogated them and led them over here. They had guns. We did not. We locked all the doors to keep them out (it worked) and they said they'd run a bike through the building if one of us didn't come with them.

I went with them and the cops chased us. I realized they were good (I'm such a traitor) and got the cop's off of our butts. We started speeding like hell (all 4 of us on 1 bike apparently) and she (goth girl) started arguing with me about something.

She skid and we slid, unharmed, to our destination (a kilometer or 2 away). On the highway, the scene started changing as she and her bf (Beast Boy) started arguing about her cheating with Cyborg (i think she's Raven). Cyborg and Beastboy live in a frathouse made of cheese with objects that talk. Then Cyborg answers the door, closes it on her face and she looks back really sadly

The end? I legit can't remember what happens after any of that 😭🙏

Someone save me from these dreams please. Also no I wasn't sick when I drempt ts.

I love being the reason for someone's character development 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

W Rizz 🗣️🎉✨🌅

broke up with my boyfriend then got a new boyfriend in the same day chat is this rizz

"YOU TOO, KANE - OR DO I HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT TO NEANDERTHAL FOR YOU?"

-Gym teacher, Freak the Mighty

I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS AROUND YOUR NECK, BITCH

"My father was a magician. He heard the words 'birth defect', and disappeared."

- Kevin/Freak, Freak the Mighty (Rodman Philbrick, 1993)

FREAK, YOU LITTLE SHIT, I LOVE YOU

Can someone throw a coup over my brain so I can actually start working.

I'm getting nothing done and it's making me sad again

totally not about to cry on the toilet

goobers from an art/edit (or pmv..?) i made for an insta reel which is under the cut!! ^_^

Ngl this is how I wanna go out

Shiu : You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Toji : Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.