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I started everymanHYBRID like 10 minutes ago

My mind is buzzing with ideas because Vinnie was just talking about stress and having dreams about something chasing him thought the woods.

PRETTY FAMILIAR HMMMMMM

THERE'S BEES IN MY HEAD GET THEM OUT

Anyways, @thedancingclowns, is this channel REALLY about fitness? Or will I get my heart torn to peices like Marble Hornets (which I still haven't finished) :)

(Is Slenderman involved in any way? 👁️👁️)

Jay when confronted with The Operator or Alex when he's in one of his Buck Shot Crazy Moods™

“We’re not retreating, we’re just advancing in a different direction!”

— Jay Merrick

I've never felt more intimatly aware of the threat of nuclear war than these past fews hours of my life.

Like no joke I had a dream that the would went into MAD* and for some reason,,, no one was panicking.

*Mutually Assured Destruction

Like we were all scrambling and internally afraid yes but at the same time- most of everyone (at least in the vicinity of my city) was calm.

Like it wasn't a surprise. We all just knew we had to start packing bags and find somewhere to go.

I fucking hate that this could happen at any point now too. Like with the American election results turning another page in our unfortunate history.

Unless things go smoother than gravel in these next few years, I'm pretty sure I won't be surprised if MAD does happen.

That's how fucking bad this shit is. It's quite literally one of the endings to a Worst Case Scenario.

Honestly I can only hope we come back to our senses someday.

For now I will cope by consuming JJK brainrot and just getting through life.

I love you Black lesbians. love you Native and Indigenous lesbians. many kisses for my Hispanic and Latino lesbians. lots of love for every Asian lesbian out there. i love every lesbian poc you're all amazing and deserve to be acknowledged this lesbian week of visibility<3

Me: “I don’t have bad sensory issues”

Also me: “I can’t listen to what this person is saying because my socks’ toe seams are misaligned inside my shoe pressing on my nails, these socks are also strangling my ankles and I might realistically die from it”

God i love spotting other FREAKY people in the wild ✊🏾🙂‍↕️

Mine was this nerd

(my irlfriends called him a pdf.... 🫤I mean first of all, excuse me☝🏾🫤...)

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

`~•°×|JJK x Cowboys! Hamilton! Au|×°•~`

OKAYYY so imagine Jjk but it's actually Hamilton on crack and cowboys-

Where Gojo (Hamilton) and Geto (Aaron Burr) are cowboys and they have a duel at High Noon™

[because this is the 1600's so there's cowboys now fight me]

BUT OH WAIT-

they forgot to recite~

~~ The Ten Duel Commandments ~~

And then Geto/✨my baby boo Leslie Odon✨ sings 'Wait For It'

*I'm having a stroke someone help me /j

Anyways it's SatoSugu but actually Hamilton x Burr

((I can't do Hamilton x Lawrence because unfortunately it doesn't work IM SORRY))

Geto Burr because he's basically always second place to Hami-jo

Lmao imagine all of the SatoSugu + Mr. Loverman in the bg but everyone is also snorting a bunch of crack and it's all set in a time period where the entirety of Hamilton is actually cowboys

Hami-jo is still Hoejo™ confirmed and Geto Burr just really needs a win

Lafayette and Mulligan are Shoko (former) and Haibara(?)(latter)

Nanami is George Washington because literally who can't trust him

I have no idea where to fit the jujutsu students in here lol

Naoya is that whoever idiot who was Hamilton's enemy for the song Ten Duel Commandments (but he actually does this time cuz I think he lived in Hamilton canon)

All of this just came to me like 15 minutes ago because I was laughing at these comments on the following Instagram reel.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9snl_1tGv3/?igsh=Zzl0OWZlYmt5ZG03

sacred posts, I kneel in reverence