putting aside the fact that this Forbidden Fossil Feast™ is made of extremely old things and probably has death written on it
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT FEEEDDD???
Never let them die then. They become immortal through reblogs
Happy birthday, Curiosity
#im not crying you're crying
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
:(
problem: a mosquito is trying to take a bite at me
solution: throw the phone on the fucking concrete and watch the shell come off as the mosquito flys away unharmed
Dude I love this to no end
Still remenbering this gem I found in Twitter XD
OCTOBER BITCHES UNITE
I NEED TO EXUDE AS MUCH ELDRITCH TERROR AS POSSIBLE
i want eyeballs tattooed on my palms :)
My family is still staying in half of the church that wasn’t affected by the bombing because there is nowhere else to stay other than tents. They are limited to one small meal a day and one shower a week. They are sleeping on the floors, but no one can sleep since there is bombing everywhere around them. Even when there is no bombing, they can still hear the loud buzzing sound of the military planes above them, which would keep anyone who hears it awake. Along with everything, My grandma has diabetes and osteoporosis, so she can’t walk. She has to take her insulin medication along with many others; however, she has run out of many of her medications.” Am on my knees requesting for donation. Target $450
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Loser, 17, probably acoustic. Bunch of stuff that the lizard in my head screams out from time to time.
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