"-And Keep Your Dog On A Leash."

seeing this made me feel like i just got a letter informing me of my own death

Adds another reblog cuz I'm chronically online n shit 😎👌🏾🦐💕

ALSO HUH???

reblogging so you nerds can see this masterpeice

Happy birthday, Curiosity

#im not crying you're crying

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

this is literally the funniest plot twist in any form of media ever

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

transmasc aroace sukuna

Transmasc aroace Sukuna who doesn't need to be taught about love.

He knows what love is; it just doesn't serve him to to him, "Love is meaningless."

also I think that this can be doubled down with my headcanon that before he was a curse; he literally wasn't loved by anyone.

born in a world that wasn't ready to accept him and wouldn't love him anyways because he killed his mother with his birth

Transmasc Sukuna who gave himself the perfect body which coincidentally is the pinnacle of Jujutsu sorcery, he doesn't have to think about himself from before he was turned into a curse because now he's The Strongest Sorcerer (in History)

Transmasc Sukuna who decorates his body with thick black tattoos that many people find scary and taboo but he sees it as more of a 'fuck you' to tradition*

*(the people who killed him/the higher ups/the conservative fossils who couldn't find it in their hearts to even TRY to love him even if it would still be meaningless to him)

Transmasc aroace Sukuna who has kept one person with him throughout all the thousand years he's been a cursed object: Uraume

I believe since it hasn't, and it's not going to be explained in the manga/anime:

Uraume is his non-binary, aroace follower.

He keeps them around for a few reasons

1. Cooking: his favorite hobby is eating. It's good to have a personal chef on your side.

2. To do the tedious menial tasks that come with causing chaos everywhere. Not sure what they are specifically but I know they're there.

3. Uraume helps keep pests at bay. Telling them to fuck off and out of Sukuna's personal space when he feels the itch to get rid of an annoying eyesore.

4. Back-up fighter: self-explanatory

*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*":*"

Let me cook (get me outta the Malevolent kitchen please)

aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna aroace sukuna Guys this is the culmination of a bunch of headcanons running amuck in my brain and also the character analysis' from @thepersonperson

So now, here are my hc's for AroAce!Sukuna:

Legitimately prefers to not be touched and appreciates respect for personal space (round of applause for Uraume*)

Hobbies,:

1. Fighting - self explanatory: he hates being bored, he also uses fighting as a way to bond and learn about others

2. Eating - confirmed in the official fanbook(iirc): it doesn't matter if it's people or Oreos, he enjoys food

3. Analysing literature/opponents fighting habits - It's explained better and in more detail by @thepersonperson, but the main take-away is that Sukuna is like a shark; using exploratory 'bites' in order to gain knowledge about things- his opponents. He uses used dismantle to take apart, to dissect his opponents, to learn how they'll react and if they can match his freak, so to speak.

3.5. Going back to the literature point - seeing as in history, the Heian era is considered the peak of the Japanese imperial court, it's noted for it's refinement in art, poetry and literature.

He gets annoyed, disgusted, bored, and all of the above when someone hits on him, seeks him out romantically or tries to use/touch him physically.

See: Yorozu when she's withing a 1 mile radius of Sukuna, Mahito after touching his soul, Kenjaku's weird obsession with him that led to him jumping his twins bones for some reason

Again, as dutifully (<3) explained by the aforementioned Tumblr User, Sukuna expressed affection through violence. This is the only way he is able to connect with anyone he seems worth his time to fight.

Being a curse that is legitimately perfect when it comes to CE and CTs, he reaches out from the top to grasp some sort of worthy interaction:

an entire half year of prep to fight Gojo,

'playing' with Jogo and making an effort to fight with him on his terms,

finding interest and potential in Megumi,

a yap fest of unwarranted appraisal to Maki

and he was basically all grins and smiles when he fought each of these sorcerers.

*Star next to Uraume because I hc that they're Ace-spec as well.

Cuz who else is better at telling people you don't want to be bothered, touched or talked to other than you fanatic worshipper who understands your boundaries clear and concisely?

Tirade over, I'm going to sleep.

Weird Dream, Pt 2

I was trying to help some Hispanic girl escape her ex and also prostitution BUT she accidentally gave away our location over radio and they started pulling up

- before they found us we hid in some bushes and pretended to make out (💀) so i could also keep lookout

- they found us

- double stacked trucks and a bulky busses??

- threw her into a bubble part on a truck

- insulted her for hiding in a bush and for 'comingling' with people like me (😐)

(same night, different dream)

Sort of interacted with jesus stuff. Very confusing.

- somebody had either future sight or some really cool power that got nerfed to hell in my brain

- more hiding, this time from (human pigs?)

- watched a semi interactive map of how jesus would come and save everybody but the map was of a European looking place

- (no landmarks just a landmass that was very reminiscent of Europe + the ME)

- i was highlighting trails and shit like the underground railroad (???)

- some dude took the last stance as jesus come back again

-fin

Idk man, ts was weird

Same day, afternoon I think

Had a dream that i was a spy in S.Korea/Japan and i met this cute white girl at a bus stop. She complimented my dance moves (bend and dip, left to right) in a gay way but i had no idea if she was flirting with me or not so i just said thanks. Then she said something or another about liking women and i think i fell in love with her (???). The bus came and she got on along wih my other spy friends. It was cloudy/raining btw.

I walked around a corner to pick up trash and she came back from outta nowhere cuz she thought she was being followed (ig she was the target we were spying on). Somehow i have more courage in my dreams because i asked her if she wanted to go for ramen (chicken, beef, etc.).

Saying yes, i started walking her to a 'good place that i know' and wanted to go into this one building.

It did not sell ramen. I tried to get her inside but she and some of my spy friends said you have to be 22+ to enter. (It was some sort of adult shop)

Then we walked down the street and happened inside a foodcourt. Some really short indian man asked if she was ai cuz she was so pretty and real looking 😐.We started standing in line and then...

I was still a spy but now i looked different. I had fair skin and blonde/yellow hair. Came out of a grave ready for a mission. I looked a lot like my oc Abby from when i was small.

I started checking out this one house for Godzilla (???😭) and we got intel that a goth girl and her bf (skater probably) had what we needed. So we holled up for the night and did fuckall until they showed up next door.

Doing what spies do- we openly amd loudly interrogated them and led them over here. They had guns. We did not. We locked all the doors to keep them out (it worked) and they said they'd run a bike through the building if one of us didn't come with them.

I went with them and the cops chased us. I realized they were good (I'm such a traitor) and got the cop's off of our butts. We started speeding like hell (all 4 of us on 1 bike apparently) and she (goth girl) started arguing with me about something.

She skid and we slid, unharmed, to our destination (a kilometer or 2 away). On the highway, the scene started changing as she and her bf (Beast Boy) started arguing about her cheating with Cyborg (i think she's Raven). Cyborg and Beastboy live in a frathouse made of cheese with objects that talk. Then Cyborg answers the door, closes it on her face and she looks back really sadly

The end? I legit can't remember what happens after any of that 😭🙏

Someone save me from these dreams please. Also no I wasn't sick when I drempt ts.

Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 2

Caffinate

You get me going

...

Brain

Heart

Control

Caffinate

Melatonin

Part 3 link:

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Choice - Jack Stauber

Part 3 Love Brain Heart WAKE UP SMACK

*foams at the mouth and clangs on my cage*

LET ME OUT

LET ME OUT

WE SHALL BE FRIENDZZZZZ

I want more writer friends on here :(