Lockwood X Flares Is My OTP.
Lockwood x flares is my OTP.
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My dream is to have food that doesn’t make me or my family sick.
Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED.
Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.
“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
Captain Marvel #1 (2016)
Tara Butter & Michele Fazekas, Kris Anka, Matthew Wilson
Natasha Winter Soldier quotes
“Did you do anything fun Saturday night?”
“What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? She seems kind of nice.”
“Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil.”
“I know who killed Fury. Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited for over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.”
“First rule of going on the run is: "Don't run. Walk."”
“Alright, I have a question for you, which you do not have to answer. I feel like if you don't answer it, though, you're kind of answering it, you know?”
“Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?”
“Everyone we know is trying to kill us.”
“When I first joined S.H.I.E.L.D., I thought it was going straight.”
“That's Stark's father. Who's the girl?”
“I'm sorry ... did I step on your moment?”
LEE KIEFER becomes the first american to ever win olympic GOLD for individual foil
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