Must The Soundtrack Really Be So Loud?

lol, one-star Yelp review. Tommy is so underrated.

When you're prone to hypoglycemia and it's hot and you exercised this morning and your family told you dinner would be at 5 at your aunt's 50th birthday party and now it's 6 and still no food...

Did I cry today while on the phone with my Mom and reading her some lyrics from Hamilton songs? Maybe. 

Natasha Winter Soldier quotes

“Did you do anything fun Saturday night?”

“What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? She seems kind of nice.”

“Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil.”

“I know who killed Fury. Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited for over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years.” 

“First rule of going on the run is: "Don't run. Walk."”

“Alright, I have a question for you, which you do not have to answer. I feel like if you don't answer it, though, you're kind of answering it, you know?”

“Where did Captain America learn to steal a car?”

“Everyone we know is trying to kill us.”

“When I first joined S.H.I.E.L.D., I thought it was going straight.”

“That's Stark's father. Who's the girl?”

“I'm sorry ... did I step on your moment?”

So once upon a time, I attempted to make a Sailor Mars cookie. Due in part to using a different kind of icing than usual, it did not go well. So I present to you...Sailor Derp.

I have two potential headcanons for this. Choose the one you like best or feel free to make (and share) your own. 

First headcanon: Usagi and Rei got into a petty squabble while decorating cookies and Usagi made this to piss Rei off.

Second headcanon: This is Usagi’s honest and best attempt to make a Sailor Mars cookie because she adores Rei and think she’s amazing. She presents it to Rei proudly. How does Rei react? I can’t decide. 

In conclusion, SAILOR DERP. 

mcu meme - [7/8 female characters] | hope van dyne/wasp

“It’s about damn time.”

Today's Adventure is that I, after an unintentional 13-hour power nap,

Got woken up at 6AM by a phone call from a friend stranded in Montana because of the heat wave and almost no cell service because of their crap provider.

OhSoThat'sHowIt'sGonnaBe.jpg

Ok.

I somehow summon a week's worth of spoons and in less than 30 minutes and 5 phone calls, get them

A hotel

An appointment with a mechanic from 2 states away

A perscription refilled from 2 states away

and A Pizza

Go me.

But then it's 8AM and there are unscheduled live humans at the door and while EVERGENCY MODE is still on, I have already blown through a ton of spoons, and also probably shouldn't meet whoever it is wearing just a pair of bootyshorts that say "CRYPTID" in Gothic Font on my ass.

So I greet them in those shorts and a T-shirt that I manage to put on both inside out and backwards

#nailedit

It is, Fortunately, not the mormons.

it is, Unfortunately, two UPS guys trying to deliver my other in-house friend's new phone except the new guy doesn't know how to operate the "sign for package" device, and the old guy that's supposed to be mentoring him is like, 92, deaf as a post, and doesn't actually know how to operate the device either.

by the way

it is already

over 100 out

it takes almost 30 minutes to sign for the phone

when i get back inside, i discover that apparently the Corgi has learned how to open his kennel from the inside because he is now out of the kennel and waiting for me to come in.

he also has cat litter all over his face because while he was waiting for me he also learned how to open the baby gate to the cat's room and help himself to a cat shit breakfast.

He'll be fine

He's a cattle dog, they're legally required to have at least 1 really disgusting snack they love.

but

more to the point

i have no idea at what point he learned to open his kennel from the inside

has he been staying there out of politeness this whole time??

And

I got other shit to do today.

namely.

I'm seeing a realator

The Devils most pathetic yet effective demons

I get a reminder text that I have an appointment with her

at least

I think that's what it is because what she sends me is: "🏡⏰12:00 ❔"

With the time typed in the middle like that.

She is, according to her profile, at least 80.

so I reply "😎👍"

and then she sends me a string of GODDAMN POST-MODERN EMOJI HEIROGLYPHICS THAT TAKE UP MY ENTIRE SCREEN.

She's on an iPhone so half of them don't even translate across platforms

It takes me half an hour and three different software programs and goddamn wingdings to translate, but she has sent me the address and rules about masking and not wearing shoes inside.

in emoji

instead of like

literally any other format

I am

FASCINATED

and simply must meet the woman so if I don't come back to update I got stolen by the fairies but I'm taking the Corgi with me as protection so I'll see y'all later.

So I started watching Wu Assassins and I love it and I love Jenny but it bothers me so much that she doesn’t put her hair up or at LEAST pull it back when she’s working in a commercial kitchen. 

From a few artists doing good shit. These prints are available for free download here. Spread them far and wide.

Kay

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