I Just Want To Say That I Am Extremely Disappointed In Sailor Moon Tumblr’s Lack Of Content In Reaction

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Kai sure is trigger happy considering his issues with killing in Wu Assassins.

That said, this interpersonal drama is the most intriguing thing so far. I love Jenny and Tommy's relationship. She was the heart of the group. I really hope we get to see more of the way her loss has impacted them.

That elevator one-liner. XD

So once upon a time, I attempted to make a Sailor Mars cookie. Due in part to using a different kind of icing than usual, it did not go well. So I present to you...Sailor Derp.

I have two potential headcanons for this. Choose the one you like best or feel free to make (and share) your own. 

First headcanon: Usagi and Rei got into a petty squabble while decorating cookies and Usagi made this to piss Rei off.

Second headcanon: This is Usagi’s honest and best attempt to make a Sailor Mars cookie because she adores Rei and think she’s amazing. She presents it to Rei proudly. How does Rei react? I can’t decide. 

In conclusion, SAILOR DERP. 

Yay for using cooking implements and other props in fight scenes! The music for this scene is waaaaaaaaaaay too low energy though.

So you just tripped and fell into a massacre. Loool.

Tommy coming in clutch!

OMINOUS ELEVATOR DING

Aaaaaaw, that should have been a oner. Missed opportunity there.

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

I love her. 

MONICA RAMBEAU in WANDAVISION – EP. 6: “All-New Halloween Spooktacular!”