Wait Til We Get To Gates.

considering the fact that

Microsoft is buying the very concept of medical help

i believe it

Far stranger than disappearances are the permanent appearances of things that absolutely should not actually be in those places

Like for example.

Hole ass mountains in the African plains appearing overnight.

A city the size of Boston completely unused just being found in the Arabian dessert when it wasn't there the day before.

A guy just turning up and meeting himself same backstory same memories genetically identical and the still living mother of them claiming that she gave birth to a single child.

People who regularly turn up at airports from countries that don't exists complete with souvenirs from the holiday they just returned from which nobody actually sold.

The fact that there are far more Fabergé eggs today than were ever produced in the first place despite the fact that they can all be carbon dated to the exact same point in time.

Commercial aircaft in the USA landing at airports many years before they actually went into production.

Murder victims who's bodies have been genetically tested turning up to confirm that they are not in fact dead.

Sarcophagi of pharaoh who never actually existed, but scientific testing proves the coffin as legit.

Dead languages that were lost to time just being casually spoken by people out of thin air after a person suffers a head injury by people who have no connection to those cultures and it being found to be 100% accurate.

Pirate treasure from pirates that never were stolen from people who never existed and found in places completely inaccessible to mankind since before primates were even a thing.

These things keep happening.

The world is far stranger than you think.

call me Soto Ahool

Nevermind extreme cuddling

I've heard plant vore referred to as.. "impatient composting"

daym. i'm gonna start calling it that now.

yep

if the plant doesn't naturally grow where you live

it is literally habitat destruction

not all the environmental issues

are the fault of faceless organisations

humans are very smart

cool

Dripped out

nice

he’s playing

cute

get pokésona’d

cool

funky lil doodle of palette...i swear i can never draw him in the same outfit twice lol

oh that date cannot be a coincidence.

i know what you saw.

Hear me out, a blanket monster pred.

It might sound childish, but I don't care.

Like it's mouth is the zipper on a comforter???

I don't want to rest under my blankets, I wanna rest in them.

okay Diegoltun West

What a bat in the womb looks like

Um appledash