I'm Scared Hahaha... Mom Pls Pick Me Up

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

Thranduil was the parent who dressed Legolas in little baby robes so he always matched Ada

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

my type

tired men who need a fucking break/sleep:

injured men who need a fucking vacation/retirement:

new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff

you were gone for like 3 years and come out with a black compression shirt and a fresh cut THIS MAN IS A WHORE.

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

Alfred Pennyworth is the literal definition of the meme "Call for an ambulance! But not for me!"

Image Source: The Batman's Grave #10

Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain